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Sister sent out an e-mail saying she found this at the bottom a a mortgage/loan offer.
Everyone knows that the seismo-zombies fold, spindle, and mutilate barnyard animals.
Why do you believe that gardeners make obscene gestures at children? Chemists seduce
reptiles. In the summer months the maidens will never employ grandmothers.
I read on the Goodyear blimp today that gurus write poems about phlebotemists.
Employees shout imprecations at bikers. Bestselling authors are ready to begin
dating the invertebrates. Tenors blindly follow the manicurists!
...
In Other Exaggerated News
I don't have skin cancer... again.
Everyone knows that the seismo-zombies fold, spindle, and mutilate barnyard animals.
Why do you believe that gardeners make obscene gestures at children? Chemists seduce
reptiles. In the summer months the maidens will never employ grandmothers.
I read on the Goodyear blimp today that gurus write poems about phlebotemists.
Employees shout imprecations at bikers. Bestselling authors are ready to begin
dating the invertebrates. Tenors blindly follow the manicurists!
...
In Other Exaggerated News
I don't have skin cancer... again.