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abetterlie

Back in California

Sep 25, 2005 15:44

Alcohol is so overrated. Seriously, I don't know what Marlowe and Spade et al saw in that stuff. At least the whole embarassing part didn't happen until after I solved the case, as it were. If I had known Kara went to California to get some distraction from her mother's death anniversary by playing Lolita, I'd have just given Angel the hotel ( Read more... )

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kara_marie September 26 2005, 08:02:23 UTC

Hope you're happy, Connor. Good job "rescuing" me. Thanks for making my life even more SHIT in the process.

YOU ROCK!!!

abetterlie September 26 2005, 20:43:47 UTC

Look, I apologized on the plane, and just because I was drunk doesn't mean I didn't mean it. But if you think I'm going to apologize again, dream on. My life just became shittier as well, and believe it or not, I showed up in Monterey because a) you-know-who was worried, and b) I thought you were in trouble. Because, oh righteous one, Wolfram and Hart paid for your flight and hotel, that's how I tracked you down. Knowing you, me saying something about the utter stupidity of accepting favours from Evil Incorporated will result in you signing up there as a client for life, so I won't.

If you want a solemn promise I won't interrupt future dates of yours, gladly. I'll just make sure never to visit Disneyland again.

kara_marie September 27 2005, 03:08:10 UTC

Who? Voldemort?

AND.

You should stop calling me stupid. I actually SAVED your ass once. And there were NO tabloids involved.

abetterlie September 27 2005, 04:56:50 UTC

Very funny. Actually, it is. I need to stop making such a big deal talking about him.

AND

I know. Since I thanked you a couple of times and mention it on a regular basis when talking to your boyfriend.

Seriously: I know. That's another reason why I'm worried about you. I am most heartily sorry, but girls who rescue me manage to make it imposssible for me to remain indifferent towards them thereafter.

kara_marie September 27 2005, 05:10:34 UTC

I am funny. I am WITTY. Which is like funny? BUT! Totally CLEVER!

NOT STUPID.

CLEVER.

and

Why are you talking to MY boyfriend? I expect a full explanation without delay.

abetterlie September 27 2005, 08:55:27 UTC

Can I say you're bright and impulsive without getting smacked? I totally picked up those adjective from my professor at Stanford yesterday when he wanted to be helpful and patronizing at the same time.

Witty, too.

AND

Because talking to someone my own age is fun. Also, getting drunk together and behaving like idiots at the same time seems to have provided some kind of male bonding. For the record, if I had talked to your boyfriend before the whole disaster happened, you wouldn't have seen me anywhere near the hotel. Because obviously he has enough self restraint to wait till your eighteen, and anything else is your business.

kara_marie September 27 2005, 10:18:53 UTC

Some kind of male bonding. Who talks like that? Unless it's, like, a euphemism for screwing or whatever. And, wow. That would be totally my luck. You hook up with my boyfriend.

Whatever.

You are great friends now. Yay. Go you.

I don't care.

abetterlie September 27 2005, 14:02:13 UTC

....

Is that what this is about? You're jealous?

Okay. Let's have a reality check, Kara. Obviously the fact I already have a girlfriend means nothing to you, but have you looked in the mirror lately? Why on earth would anyone who fell for you hook up with me? Not to mention that the guy is crazy about you. If you absolutely want to sulk, sulk about something else, princess. Between Harry singing your praises and Tucker Wells behaving like a jilted Romeo, you really don't have any reason to complain about lacking devotion of your harem.

kara_marie September 27 2005, 21:48:33 UTC

Insult me all you like. Don't start in on Tucker.

abetterlie September 28 2005, 05:06:25 UTC

A.) I haven't insulted you. I told you were attractive.

B.) And I really have no ambition to talk with or about Tucker. I can't believe I told him to go easy on you when he contacted me and insulted you. You really drive me crazy with your total and complete lack of logic and whining and - I suppose I should thank TPTB on my knees that at least they didn't make me fall in love with you and let you be the more extreme version of mere. Now could I please caring what you think? At all?

kara_marie September 28 2005, 06:15:06 UTC

YOU SHOULD BE HALF THE MAN TUCKER IS!!!

abetterlie September 28 2005, 07:46:47 UTC

See above, point B.

kara_marie September 28 2005, 07:47:29 UTC

GAH! You're so irritating.

abetterlie September 28 2005, 08:09:09 UTC

That's why people mistake us for siblings, Karissima.

kara_marie September 28 2005, 08:10:35 UTC

1. Don't call me that. I don't know what it means? But knowing you it is INSULTING. I know it isn't, but Darla used it and you can't use words Darla does, I don't like that.

2. No one does. You just say that to upset me!

abetterlie September 28 2005, 08:23:38 UTC

1. Dear Miss Keating: what term of adress may I use without you taking it as an insult?

2. I could name at least three people. Whatever.

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