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Most of you know that I'm the most indecisive little girl, ever. As a result of that, I'm changing journals. Again. Anyways, I figured this was a good opportunity to clear up some shit I have with people on my friends list and get a clean, fresh start. So I'm making a list with all my grievances (mostly for people I hardly ever see/have never met) and if you have a problem with me, you're more than welcome to return the favor. So here I go:
captbaka, you're a freshman at NYU and I really enjoy your drawings, which instantly makes you 85% cooler than most of the people I know. I would talk to you sometime, but you intimidate me with your awesomeness. So work on being less amazing, OK? Thanks.
casio_casanova, you don't hate someone that's not me a little. I want to take more pretty pictures of you, but you never come when you say you will. Come on: you're working in Brentwood now, which means you're only one rich, suburban town away from Franklin. You have no excuse.
corporatecasual, you're really fucking funny. Seriously, what's up with that?
foreverfucxed, we really need to look for blue raspberry ice cream together. Also, we go to the same school and never say hi to one another. AND I actually like you.
hipstomp, you added me back, which absolutely blew my mind. I mean, come on: you've got over a thousand friends, and you liked me? Seriously, the fact that you commented on my entry was, like, the highlight of my blogging existence. Furthermore, ever since you've added me, I've been under a lot of pressure to post really sweet shit. Thanks a lot, man. Thanks a lot.
incomple, you inspired me to post my grievances, and in order to show my thanks, I dedicated an entire list to you: (1) You're freakishly tall. (2) Stop being so nice to me. If you want me to use my "caustic wit", you're going to have to hurt my feelings or something. (3) You need to get drunk and talk to me on the phone more often. (4) You saw Interpol at Radio City Music Hall. Twice. (5) You're full of shit.
keelebasa, you think I'm a lot more awesome that I really am. Lots of people seem to have that problem. Like incomple, you shamelessly flatter me, and I don't understand why.
kemicalreaction, my grievance with you is similar to the one I have with captbaka: You go to college in New York, which makes me insanely jealous. You've been back in Tennessee quite a few times since the last (and only, might I add) time we hung out, but we never see each other. This is probably my fault as much as it is yours. Damn.
rabychan,I like you and your music lots. Play a show nearby, so I can go and love you even more.
rafthekoala, you really fucking confuse me. Sometimes I think you really dislike me, and that I'm just another annoying little girl. Yet I still know that you're a geniunely nice person and maybe we're kinda friends. Seriously, stop it. Also, you wanted me to take pictures of you, and like casio_casanova, you work at Alpine Bagel, so the fact that you won't drive that extra 15 minutes to come visit me is inexcusable.
rossberry, stop being so sad. I like you more than you think I do, and we need to go to a show or take pictures together with our amazing cameras sometime.
sideshowact, ever since you graduated, I've only seen you, like, twice. And one time was during your break when you were here for an entire month and a half, so the fact that I only saw you that once doesn't really count. Yes, I do weird math. Got a problem with it?
tipthescales, you make fun of my for having a dial-up connection. Fuck you.
transm1ssion, you never update anymore, and that sucks. We also never talk anymore, but when we did, you always kinda confused me (but in a good way). Let's be friends before I go off to college, ok? Because you can never know too many people that carve computers out of jello.
Oh, and before I forget, the new name is surrealcereal. Let the catty replies commence. I'm counting on them, you know.