Drabble for the flamingnargle Drabble Challenge #2 -- Logic

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A drabble for the flamingnargle Drabble Challenge # 2 -- Logic!

Title: Luna Lovegood Practices Syllogisms While Drinking Her Morning Tea
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG 13


Luna Lovegood Practices Syllogisms While Drinking Her Morning Tea

All Weasleys have red hair
Ginny (my love) is a Weasley
Therefore Ginny has red hair.

Only Harry Potter has a lightning scar from Voldemort.
I love a man with a lightning scar from Voldemort.
Therefore I love Harry Potter.

Some wizards only fall in love with human beings with penises, or only those without.
Some witches only fall in love with human beings with penises, or only those without.
I don't fall in love with bodies. I fall in love with souls.
Therefore I am some witch!

Alone is bad
I used to be alone.
Therefore now is better.