haha
Mike was getting married so his father said, "On my wedding night I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'"
She said, "These are too big. I can't wear them."
I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems."
So on his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to his bride, "Here, try these on."
She said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Don't ever forget that."
Then his bride took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here, you try on mine."
Seeing how small they were he said, "I can't get into your pants."
She said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
She said, "These are too big. I can't wear them."
I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems."
So on his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to his bride, "Here, try these on."
She said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Don't ever forget that."
Then his bride took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here, you try on mine."
Seeing how small they were he said, "I can't get into your pants."
She said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."