I havent been on lj forever, and I was trying to change my layout. I miss the good old days when you could add a community, make friends,and get awesome layouts for free.
oh lj how you have changed
So in my searches I found an awesome journal and meme on
elf_fu 's page
If I were a stone,
malachite. If I were a tree, any with red leaves
If I were a bird, red-winged blackbird
If I were a machine, the humans would be dead.
If I were a tool, a planer
If I were a flower plant,, poinsetta
If I were a kind of weather, gray clouds with the sun behind them. 60% chance of rain and hail.
If I were a mythical creature, dragon, cause they are hot headed, firey, but can be loving.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a guitar.
If I were an animal, a wild cat
If I were a color, I would be a dark blue gray
If I were an emotion, I would be apathetic
If I were a vegetable, I would be a potato
If I were a sound, I would be the squeaking of your brakes
If I were an element, I would be earth
If I were a car, I would be sexy and black two door with the engine falling out.
If I were a song, I would be 'sung by Joan Jett
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be my mother, to see what the afterlife is like
If I were a food, I would be a salad.
If I were a place, I would be far from here. Some little hut on top of a mountain overlooking the clouds.
If I were a taste, I would be bitter-sweet
If I were a religion, I would let everyone be happy. Be a good person.
If I were an object, I would be an ink pen.
If I were a word, I would be unique. .
If I were a body part, I would be the elbow.
If I were a facial expression, I would be annoyed
If I were a subject in school, I would be Science.
If I were a cartoon, I would be Leela from Futurama.
If I were a shape, I would be squiggle..
If I were a number, I would be 3.
If I were a month, I would be October..
If I were a day of the week, I would be Thursday
If I were a time of day, I would be 3:33 am.
If I were a direction, I would be west
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a porch swing.
If I were a sin, I would be wrath
If I were a historical figure, I would be Napolean. lol. idk
If I were a liquid, I would be dish soap.
If I were a method of death, I would be car accident.
If I were a planet, I would be uranus. haha. jk. Venus.
If I were a scent, lavender rain.