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toys r us is the most frightening place on the planet. i am never having children, ever. and if i do, we will either be jehovah's witnesses or i'll buy all their presents at the grocery store. you know, like those crappy little plastic toys most densely populating the cereal aisle. fake food and plastic helicopters and kazoos.
but shopping with my oma and mom was kind of fun. i found a dress that makes me look like a 40s pinup at macy's and it was two dollars. it was marked for four, and department stores are often misleading so i asked if it was really four dollars and the nice elderly lady (poor woman was a balding bleached blonde in a holiday sweater) told me it was two sixty nine. i nearly cried with joy. the gods of materialism were smiling upon me today. i have been blessed. i want to wear it every day for the rest of my life.
last night i went to ashley's to watch superbad with comrades and a dragged along boyfriend. not that he minded, really, but i'm always dragging him places with me. the little chocolate liquor bottles were tasty, as was mclovin. it made me want to date every nerdy boy i meet. kinda. they make me feel like less of a creep.
my new year's resolution is to be less creepy. good luck with that eh?
i love how you can flag an entry for adult content now...
but shopping with my oma and mom was kind of fun. i found a dress that makes me look like a 40s pinup at macy's and it was two dollars. it was marked for four, and department stores are often misleading so i asked if it was really four dollars and the nice elderly lady (poor woman was a balding bleached blonde in a holiday sweater) told me it was two sixty nine. i nearly cried with joy. the gods of materialism were smiling upon me today. i have been blessed. i want to wear it every day for the rest of my life.
last night i went to ashley's to watch superbad with comrades and a dragged along boyfriend. not that he minded, really, but i'm always dragging him places with me. the little chocolate liquor bottles were tasty, as was mclovin. it made me want to date every nerdy boy i meet. kinda. they make me feel like less of a creep.
my new year's resolution is to be less creepy. good luck with that eh?
i love how you can flag an entry for adult content now...