The Royal Fuck-License Ceremony
Pay no attention to global suffering, starvation and injustice.
Pay no attention to corrupt governments, horrible disasters and life-threatening pollution and nuclear meltdowns.
Pay no attention to the fact that we're gradually being more dumbed-down, poisoned, enslaved and exploited by the global elite.
Look! Over there! A couple of in-bread royal retards are spending more money on a wedding than the average family earns in twenty years! Now they're officially licensed to have sex with each other and bear even more inbred, over-priveleged, burden-on-society, useless, royal retarded children! Oooh, how romantic! Look at the pagentry, waste and extravegance!
Doesn't that cheer you up? Well gee-whiz, why not? Are you some kind of hater or something?
Pay no attention to corrupt governments, horrible disasters and life-threatening pollution and nuclear meltdowns.
Pay no attention to the fact that we're gradually being more dumbed-down, poisoned, enslaved and exploited by the global elite.
Look! Over there! A couple of in-bread royal retards are spending more money on a wedding than the average family earns in twenty years! Now they're officially licensed to have sex with each other and bear even more inbred, over-priveleged, burden-on-society, useless, royal retarded children! Oooh, how romantic! Look at the pagentry, waste and extravegance!
Doesn't that cheer you up? Well gee-whiz, why not? Are you some kind of hater or something?