О воспитании маленьких

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но и не только впрочем наверное тоже:

IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!

Это выше фрагмент был из сборника педагогических советов, что ходит по имейловым рассылкам кажется уже некотрое время с - как и в любом "письме счастья" - советом разослать его еще по 10 адресам.

Решил вот на всякий случай - хоть они и пишут в конце что если не разошлешь то тебе "не боись, ничего за это не будет" (> Quick, send this on to ten people within the next five minutes. Nothing will happen if you don't, but if you do, ten people will be laughing) - перевыполнить норму и запостить тут в дневнике.

У меня пусть не самый популярный журнал, но и уж всяко не 10 а поболе будет френдофф то поди. Наверное тогда зачтется если чего или наоброт может как - вот :

> WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN
> (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
> To those of us who have children in our lives,
> whether they are our own,
> grandchildren,
> nieces,
> nephews,
> or students...
> here is something to make you chuckle.
>
> Whenever your children are out of control,
> you can take comfort from the thought that
> even God's omnipotence did not extend
> to His own children.
>
> After creating heaven and earth,
> God created Adam and Eve.
>
> And the first thing he said was
> "DON'T!"
>
> "Don't what?"
> Adam replied.
>
> "Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
> God said.
>
> "Forbidden fruit?
> We have forbidden fruit?
> Hey Eve. we have forbidden fruit!"
>
> "No Way!"
>
> "Yes way!"
>
> "Do NOT eat the fruit! "
> said God.
>
> "Why?"
>
> "Because I am your Father and I said so! "
>
> God replied,
> wondering why He hadn't stopped
> creation after making the elephants.
>
> A few minutes later,
> God saw His children having an apple break
> and He was ticked!
>
> "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? "
> God asked.
>
> "Uh huh,"
> Adam replied.
>
> "Then why did you? "
> said the Father.
>
>
>
>
> "I don't know,"
> said Eve.
>
> "She started it! "
> Adam said.
>
> "Did not! "
>
> "Did too! "
>
> "DID NOT! "
>
> Having had it with the two of them,
> God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
> should have children of their own.
>
> Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
>
>
> BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!
>
> If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and
> they
> haven't taken it,
> don't be hard on yourself.
>
> If God had trouble raising children,
> what makes you think it would be
> a piece of cake for you?
>
> THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
>
> 1. You spend the first two years of their life
> teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
> the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
>
> 2. Grandchildren are God's reward
> for not killing your own children.
>
> 3. Mothers of teens now know why
> some animals eat their young.
>
> 4. Children seldom misquote you.
>
> In fact,
> they usually repeat word for word
> what you shouldn't have said.
>
> 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
> is to remind yourself that there are children
> more awful than your own.
>
>
>
> 6. We childproofed our homes,
> but they are still getting in.
>
>
>
> ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
>
> Be nice to your kids.
> They will choose your
> nursing home one day.
>
> AND FINALLY:
>
> IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
> AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
> DO WHAT IT SAYS
> ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
>
> "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"
> AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
>
> Quick,
> send this on to ten people
> within the next five minutes.
>
> Nothing will happen if you don't,
> but if you do,
> ten people will be laughing
>