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[abbyswanson]

whoever thought of

showering
going potty
putting on jewelry
typing
changing clothes
doing make up
putting on a belt
putting on shoes
doing hair
brushing teeth
trimming nails
putting on chapstick
using a lint roller
petting a cat
eating
being patient

OBVIOUSLY did not think of those with their dominant side elbow broken

but i guess i could be worse, eh?