Every pickle you eat brings you nearer to death.

[abbynormal92243]

(nicked from Lorelei)

Comments

[bruised_heel]

LOL it reminds me of the comment "non smokers die every day", it seems i'm doomed, i went to a Indian restaurant last night, there was definitely a pickle tray and i don't smoke, it's only a matter of time Robert

*restaurant has two a's, i've been spelling it wrong for years*

[chromatographer]

Damn--I love pickles!!

[zugenia]

I especially like "100% of all soldiers have eaten pickles." LOL

Mmmmm, pickles.

[shad59]

Feeding rats 20lbs of pickles definitely would make their tummys bulge since pickles are almost the size of rats. So extra pickles on that double cheeseburger please.

[antof9]

reminds me of the "speaking English" one. Now I suppose I need to find it. Thanks for a belly laugh!