"I know karate in seven different languages." [Filter for my eyes only]
I really hate when my adults aren't talking to one another. Well it's more like... Mama isn't talking to Mike and when she does talk to Aunt Brit, it's like when I put sand in that mean boy's pants that one time when he made fun of my family. Mama didn't like that.
Mama also doesn't like Special Agent Sparkles. WHO I GOT TO EAT DINNER WITH!
Did I forget to mention that? Well, I totally did! Special Agent Sparkles is cool and pretty and funny and kinda tiny. And she was so impressed when I could quote her lines from the show.
But I guess Mama wasn't because she said I watch too much television after everyone left. Well it was more like Mama kicked out Special Agent Sparkles, and Mike like fled the house after Mama yelled at him.
I should give Mama a hug cuz she looks like she could use one lately.
Mama also doesn't like Special Agent Sparkles. WHO I GOT TO EAT DINNER WITH!
Did I forget to mention that? Well, I totally did! Special Agent Sparkles is cool and pretty and funny and kinda tiny. And she was so impressed when I could quote her lines from the show.
But I guess Mama wasn't because she said I watch too much television after everyone left. Well it was more like Mama kicked out Special Agent Sparkles, and Mike like fled the house after Mama yelled at him.
I should give Mama a hug cuz she looks like she could use one lately.