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Warnings: Possible cursing and such.
LANGUAGE
The lovely teaser was created by dothesmustle.
After a serious of unfortunate events (which is me being VERY BORED AND NEEDING MOTIVATION) Dale dies.
M&M: ...What are you planning for me?
M&M:...What the hell?
Lulu: This is NOT happening.... NOT happening to ME!
Aaaaaaaaaaand the rest of the family perished in one way or another. So who gets the kids? REINCARNATED CHAS DALE, THATS WHO.
A single Romance sim with three untrained toddlers? This is going to be fun.
Do they look related to you?
THIS IS THE BEST POTTY TRAINING FACE I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER.
A few sim hours in and people are already complaining.
Ah, peaceful toddlers.... This, this is a rare thing.
Awh, looks like Chas would have preferred to have sons over daughters.
Tooth brush.
<3
Good old Chas!
Chas: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Poor little children. Born into a wealthy family, destined to sleep on the floor.
Poor Chas has nightmares. About what, I do not know.
Chas: I've been dead for a long time and suddently I'm NOT dead and I'm taking care of three little brats? -shivers-
In this picture:
Starving, smelly, tired Chas is giving Rolls-Royce a bath,
Rose is splashing in a puddle,
And Raine is looking innocent even though she was playing in the toilet.
Chas: Its a cruel, cruel world out there. Fucking hell.
:D CHAS BECOMES MY FIRST SIM TO FALL ASLEEP IN HER FOOD.
Chas: Huh? Wussut?
Chas: I really have to pee!
Chas:...oh shit.
Luckily, Rolls-Royce grows up before Chas can go completely insane.
Chas: So, kid, if after you die, you ever hear a voice asking you to come back and take care of your descendants who are RICH AS HELL, say no.
...haha.
These girls are bound to grow up badly.
Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you Earnhardt Rolls-Royce for leaving the house for a while!
While Chas proves that she HAS gone insane, cooking in her panties (she changed into them herself, by the way), other things are going on elsewhere.
Like, small children attempting to crawl down stairs.
Chas: I so didn't sign up for this...
Chas: Its all their fault that I'm not dead!
Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. -breaks down- IT WAS HELL TO PLAY, ALRIGHT?
Rose: Hello? Hello? My bed is not pretty, thank you!
Rose: Imma close my eyes, and when I hope them, my bed will be pretty. Got that?
Poor, poor Raine. So close.
Ok, nanny, I thank you for your USEFULNESS.
Everyone was so hungry, the kids would have been taken away soon.
So, here are the girls, post makeover.
Raine, while cute, is... Eh. Generic cute. (But so is Rose, but I like her more xD)
Rolls-Royce, that is just creepy.
Meet Weldon, who arrived in the bathroom by means you do not need to know.
Weldon does not like fast girls, apparently.
Chas isn't sure how to react to that.
Chas: You see, I'm sort of a Romance sim, that means I like things fast...
Weldon: I am a Romance sim too! Leave me alone!
Chas: Do you really mean that or are you just playing hard to get?
While the children are at school, Chas gets to stay home and... do nothing. All day.
Until Weldon comes over. He finally gives into Chasie's charm.
Chas: Look at me! I'm happy! You see? HAPPY!
dothesmustle.
Look.
She is congradulating him for his looks.
Oh? What is this I see? A temper tantraum?
Rose: MY LIFE COULDN'T BE ANY WORSE THEN IT IS!
Who is win? I don't know, but one of those two is win! -waves- Hi, Lavender!
Lavender:...Not here, too.
Raine: -attacks-
Raine: RAWR
Lavender: -does the sane thing and leaves-
Raine: OHSHIZ, maybe I shouldn't have done this!
Rose: Where is she? Imma kill her, imma kill her I say!
Rose: :D Bitch got served!
Rose: So, how about a hug dear sister?
Raine: No way!
Raine: Oh, please, dear sister, forgive me! I feel terrible!
Roes:...Dude, I just tried to hug you. Do you THINK I'm mad?
Chas: You're hot, you know!
Weldon:...I'm not going to sleep with you.
I looooooove you Rose!
Chas, founder.
And Rose, if I had a generation eleven, she would be the gen ten heiress.
...Chas. Dear. I love you. But poor Rose looks so scared right there.
Rose is a good girl, isn't she?
Not at all insane like Chas.
Maybe I spoke too soon?
...I sort of forgot about bills.
Well, look like Weldon has finally given in.
And guess who quickly finds herself pregant?
...frack.