John and Edward Quotes from my friend's profile
My friend, flareon200, is a massive Jedward fan. And has lots of their quotes on her profile. Which makes me laugh. Here they are:
JOHN AND EDWARD QUOTES
Jack: And, suddenly, you were being portrayed as the villains. Did it feel that way to you?
John: I don't know, 'cause we were being portrayed-
Edward: =points at John= Does this look like a villain?
John: No.
John: Graziella, ella, ella, ay, ay, ay... Graziella?
Graziella: Yeah?
John: No one's coming under your umbrella, 'kay?
Cheryl: Where do you see yourself in fifteen years from now?
John: Well, I see myself as being older.
John: We've got our Ghostbusters gun! I was expecting a lot bigger, but, you know. It does the job. It has the beam. It kills the ghost.
John: We naturally stand like this-
Edward: No, we were asked to stand like this. But I don't want to stand on the left for the rest of my life - you know, what's going on on the right? Maybe one day...
John: When we were up there, everyone was booing, okay, but we didn't mind it, because now we know they're not our friends, you wouldn't boo someone if they were your friends.
Edward: They weren't even booing - they were going 'I'm bad, I'm gonna boo!'
John: Yeah, they thought they were in competition. And, we cheered for all of them in all their auditions, even if they were bad or good, we didn't mind it.
Edward: I was going to make a banner for them, but... I'm glad I didn't.
John: Guys, we're not excited right now. We don't look excited, we're not happy, we're not smiling. It's because we're going to get our hair cut. This is a very... happy moment for us.
Edward: 'Jack, don't let go!'
John: You know, why the hell does she always let go? She always lets go!
John: I'm John, I'm Edward. Peace out.
Edward: I'm Edward!
John: Our favourite colour is... blue.
Edward: Black. Black-blue.
John: We both love black-blue.
Edward: You don't... you don't even like black...
John: We're going on a red carpet! Not a blue, not a purple... a red carpet.
John: Profarolls... erm...
Edward: What are protatrolls?
Joe: It's 'profiterols'!
Edward: Once I was like 'Look, John, that's you on TV!' Then I realised... it was me...
John: What's my favourite part of the song? Erm... Oops, I did it again. 'Cause, it's kinda like, I did something bad and I didn't ask permission, but I go 'oops, I did it again' and everyone's like 'oh, it's okay, he said oops I did it again...' So... yeah.
Hairdresser: =starts laughing=
John: As you can see, the hairdresser is not taking her job very seriously - she's laughing when she should not be laughing. But I don't know what's so funny.
John: Edward! Stop attention-seeking!
Edward: John, you're not a real vampire, okay?
Edward: Know what I'm sayin'?
Graziella: Know what I'm sayin'?
John: Know what I'm sayin'?
Edward: ...No one knows what we're saying.
Holly: This week... we've been to Dublin.
Edward: I wonder who lives there?
John: I'm John-
Edward: I'm Edward-
John: And we wear pyjamas with Louis' picture on them!
John: It’s gonna happen every week, and it’s gonna get even worser…
Edward: Gonna get even worse. There’s no such word as worser.
John: Worse…
Holly: Do you just wake up and your hair's like that? Do you have to sleep upside down or something?
Edward: It's a secret, guys, okay?
John: Edward, stop putting your foot in my face.
John: I'm here with Olly and Jamie, who always bring me into their interviews... Guys, I'm leaving.
John and Edward: =leave=
Olly: =starts laughing=
Jamie: As you can see, the fame has got to them. They've become proper divas now.
John: =from offscreen= The bigger the hair, the bigger the diva.
Edward: Let's get lions!
John: Santa! Who do you think's gonna win this year's X Factor?
Santa Claus: Awww! I wanted you two to win!
John: When people were going 'Boo!' I think that they could have been going 'Wooooo!'
John: I think it's just, like, part of our act - it's like, people go, 'Oh my God, it's John and Edward! Let's boo!'