how to
how to have the worst day ever:
1. get one hour of sleep.
2. get up to go move car so as to avoid another ticket. get to car and see time on ticket marked 7:45am. time on watch? 7:52am.
3. ellie and you go to lunch. leave your wallet in ellie's car. realize this when she is halfway to tallhassee.
4. start driving to tallahassee to get wallet. when on 75, look at your gas gauge, seeing there is less than a quarter of a tank left.
5. begin to pull over to get gas but realize you have no wallet. no wallet=no money.
6. find checkbook but have no form of indentification, so assume you cannot write a check.
7. go to the gas station. mind you, this gas station will be the farthest one from the interstate and the least occupied and well-lit, as your car will be diesel.
8. wait at tank until someone pulls up (this should be ~15 minutes).
9. go up to said someone and ask if you can write them a check in return of cash, and offer to show them your library card as i.d. (this will be your only form of identification).
10. have gas station attendant overhear you and tell you you can write a check without your license (since when?!!).
11. have man you asked to write a check in exchange for money decide to be creepy. he will follow you to your car and talk to you about your car the whole time you are pumping gas. he will tell you how he's out getting cigarettes for his wife. think to self: i just wanted your money. that is no justification for you talking to me.
12. you waited and you didn't have to.
13. have your cellphone die right before you get to tallahassee so you don't know how to get to ellie's apartment. drive around trying to find each other.
14. find each other eventually, and all will be well.
ways to make it better?
1. take a shower without flipflops on, as there are not various forms of fungi growing wild all over ellie's shower (as there is in your dorm shower).
2. walk around barefoot, as her floor has been vacuumed in the last few months.
rachel: i want to go out of town for christmas, i haven't left florida in like 2 years.
rachel's mom: lots of people haven't left florida in 2 years.
rachel: those lots of people also don't have any teeth.
hahhahaha.
class time, peace.
1. get one hour of sleep.
2. get up to go move car so as to avoid another ticket. get to car and see time on ticket marked 7:45am. time on watch? 7:52am.
3. ellie and you go to lunch. leave your wallet in ellie's car. realize this when she is halfway to tallhassee.
4. start driving to tallahassee to get wallet. when on 75, look at your gas gauge, seeing there is less than a quarter of a tank left.
5. begin to pull over to get gas but realize you have no wallet. no wallet=no money.
6. find checkbook but have no form of indentification, so assume you cannot write a check.
7. go to the gas station. mind you, this gas station will be the farthest one from the interstate and the least occupied and well-lit, as your car will be diesel.
8. wait at tank until someone pulls up (this should be ~15 minutes).
9. go up to said someone and ask if you can write them a check in return of cash, and offer to show them your library card as i.d. (this will be your only form of identification).
10. have gas station attendant overhear you and tell you you can write a check without your license (since when?!!).
11. have man you asked to write a check in exchange for money decide to be creepy. he will follow you to your car and talk to you about your car the whole time you are pumping gas. he will tell you how he's out getting cigarettes for his wife. think to self: i just wanted your money. that is no justification for you talking to me.
12. you waited and you didn't have to.
13. have your cellphone die right before you get to tallahassee so you don't know how to get to ellie's apartment. drive around trying to find each other.
14. find each other eventually, and all will be well.
ways to make it better?
1. take a shower without flipflops on, as there are not various forms of fungi growing wild all over ellie's shower (as there is in your dorm shower).
2. walk around barefoot, as her floor has been vacuumed in the last few months.
rachel: i want to go out of town for christmas, i haven't left florida in like 2 years.
rachel's mom: lots of people haven't left florida in 2 years.
rachel: those lots of people also don't have any teeth.
hahhahaha.
class time, peace.