they don't even have milk in them.

[abby_dmb]

chameleon: a person given to often expedient or facile change in ideas or character

*if this describes you, reevaluate.

scenario:
you are 16 years old. you have a 2 year old son. you want to go to a party. should you:
a.) take him to the party, or
b.) not take him to the party, staying home to put him to bed and shampoo your hair, possibly several times

the correct answer, obviously, is b)...if you think otherwise, you're not thinking.

last night=fun. at the last minute, i went to orlando with rachel, chelley, phoebe, and katie (i love and miss them. also, i love and miss saran shreehokum and laura lee garrison, xoxo). got back around 3am, went to sleep at 7am, woke at 9am. if you do the math, you will find i got 2 hours of sleep. thus, naptime. have a great rest-of-the-weekend and download john mayer's "daughters."

<3abby

did you know? 1/3 of mexican-americans do not have health insurance.

if you see someone driving an eagle talon, roll your window down and ask them if the chickens have large talons. most likely, they will be confused.