for people who don't have Ashlee on their friends list- i stole this from her
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius.
Real Men of Genuis
Today we salute you Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy.
Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy!
Men from lesser states might know their state’s capital, but you? You know you’re state’s bird, tree and even reptile.
Love that horny toad.
You display your pride with your Lone Star tattoo, “Native Texan” bumper sticker, and contempt for any state that doesn’t start with “Tex” and end with “as.”
That spells Texas.
Sure, there are 49 other states in the Union, but they are smaller, wussier, and the people talk funny.
Yankee wussies.
So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, oh lover of the Lone Star state. Because all that flag waving must have made you thirsty.
Ohhh. <3Texas<3 :)
Real Men of Genuis
Today we salute you Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy.
Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy!
Men from lesser states might know their state’s capital, but you? You know you’re state’s bird, tree and even reptile.
Love that horny toad.
You display your pride with your Lone Star tattoo, “Native Texan” bumper sticker, and contempt for any state that doesn’t start with “Tex” and end with “as.”
That spells Texas.
Sure, there are 49 other states in the Union, but they are smaller, wussier, and the people talk funny.
Yankee wussies.
So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, oh lover of the Lone Star state. Because all that flag waving must have made you thirsty.
Ohhh. <3Texas<3 :)