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[abbiepie]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been JEWISH

In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole exclamation_pnt's purse (30 points). In March I put money in mcog's expired parking meter (14 points). In July I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-772 points). For HANUKKAH I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
abbiepie

Happy Hanukkah yall