Joke of the Day
A corporation hired several cannibals.
"You are all part of our team now." said the HR Rep. "You get all of the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employess."
The cannibals promosed they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked,"You're all working hard. However, one of our administrative assistants has disappeared. Do any of you know whay happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After he left the cannibal leader asked,"What idiot ate the administrative assistant?"
A hand raised hesitantly. The leader shouted,"You fool! We've been eating managers for weeks and no one noticed, but you had to go and eat someone important!"
"You are all part of our team now." said the HR Rep. "You get all of the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employess."
The cannibals promosed they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked,"You're all working hard. However, one of our administrative assistants has disappeared. Do any of you know whay happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After he left the cannibal leader asked,"What idiot ate the administrative assistant?"
A hand raised hesitantly. The leader shouted,"You fool! We've been eating managers for weeks and no one noticed, but you had to go and eat someone important!"