Who really knows?!?

[abbczep]

Why can't I move to Virginia?
Why can't I sleep with more than one person?
Why can't people just leave me alone?
Why can't my friends help me rather than just altering my state of mind?
Why do I have the greatest girlfriend in the world?
 

Why do I have the greatest ex-girlfriend in the world?
Why is Erin so good to me?
Why do I feel so put upon?
Why do I miss her?
Why does she miss me?
Why can't anything make me happy without being bittersweet?
What the hell!