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Dec 30, 2011 00:27

[Abax, you're being treated to a most horrifying site: This sweater. Now, if you're done throwing up over the sheer awfulness of it then pay attention, Altair has a bit of a request.]Who wants to burn this thing off of me? While I really would prefer that I remain uninjured, this thing needs to come off. It's horrifying and I'm willing to ( Read more... )

original character: katherine galloway, dresden files (the): harry dresden, assassin's creed: altaïr [au], moon child: sho ito

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kickedhisface December 30 2011, 05:55:51 UTC
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[WHAT IS THIS ATROCITY YOU'RE WEARING?!?!Maria seems amused by this because even though she's from the 12th century, she can tell this is bad taste in fashion. But it's more Altaïr's words that makes her smirk]

Do be careful what you wish for, Altaïr. Some may take great pleasure in setting you on fire.

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livethecreed December 30 2011, 06:37:36 UTC
Let them. Anything to remove this atrocity. [He can't even look at himself Maria. Why does this always happen to him.]

This is worse than that Halloween costume Desmond's door chose. [So much worse.]

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kickedhisface December 30 2011, 15:50:46 UTC
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[It's called karma. And after 800 years or so, you should expect some, really. She rolls her eyes at his whining. God, you sound like your son right now.]

I can always try to cut it with my sword if you want, Altaïr. It might be as effective as fire and less painful.

[The mention of that costume brings colors on her cheeks as the memory of a nearly naked Altaïr pops in her mind. Maria ignores the warmth on her cheeks, her lips thinning out in annoyance]

I would not say so. At least, this...colorful garment will keep you warm. [...And covered too...]

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livethecreed January 9 2012, 05:44:35 UTC
You need to be here now then. Anything to get this thing off.

[He'd tease you about the blush and the costume if he'd noticed it, but sadly right now all he's not paying attention to much.]

There's a doll attached to my chest. And it's ugly.

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kickedhisface January 11 2012, 04:45:56 UTC
It would go a lot faster, Altaïr, if I knew where 'here' is.

[She can see that and is somewhat grateful. His complaints however make her chuckle lightly]

Yes, I can see it clearly. Never would I have thought you liking to play with dolls other than practice dummy.

[Yes, it's her turn to have some fun at your expenses]

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livethecreed January 22 2012, 03:28:10 UTC
[He sends his location over the phone even as he scowls at her.]

I had no desire to be placed in this... thing! [His tone is a bit indignant before he realizes what she's doing. Oh.]

This is payback for the comments about that costume isn't it?

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