ilk şaka ►►► you can open up a magic box and see me there [accidental video]
[Children avert your eyes, the man on the phone either has no idea that the device decided to record after his manhandling it or he does not care in the least that he is naked. (Spoiler: it's technically both.) He's obviously in the morgue after having just awoken and has probably just stood up from the angle of things. He peers down at the device curiously. Quietly:]
Che cos'è questo? Ho un nuovo gingillo sembra. [He chuckles in amusement.] Mi chiedo che cosa fa.
[He sets the device down on a nearby table and begins to wander off. It's balanced perfectly on its side so it manages to record him as he gets further away from the device up until he finally moves at an angle off screen.]
Merhaba? Kimse var mı? Artık gelebilir. Ben şaka sevdim! Bu ince biridir!
Sen beni farkında olmadan bunu nasıl bana öğretmek için olacak!
[There is a notable length of silence as he awaits a reply from some would-be kidnapper. When none comes he mutters something to himself under his breath. The phone just barely picks it up.]
Hello? I thought you should know there is a bit of a draft in this strange place of yours...
[[translations: (Italian:) What's this? I have a new bauble it seems. I wonder what it does.
(Turkish:) Hello? Anyone out there? You can come out now. I liked the joke! It is a fine one!
You will have to teach me how you did it without me being aware!]]
Che cos'è questo? Ho un nuovo gingillo sembra. [He chuckles in amusement.] Mi chiedo che cosa fa.
[He sets the device down on a nearby table and begins to wander off. It's balanced perfectly on its side so it manages to record him as he gets further away from the device up until he finally moves at an angle off screen.]
Merhaba? Kimse var mı? Artık gelebilir. Ben şaka sevdim! Bu ince biridir!
Sen beni farkında olmadan bunu nasıl bana öğretmek için olacak!
[There is a notable length of silence as he awaits a reply from some would-be kidnapper. When none comes he mutters something to himself under his breath. The phone just barely picks it up.]
Hello? I thought you should know there is a bit of a draft in this strange place of yours...
[[translations: (Italian:) What's this? I have a new bauble it seems. I wonder what it does.
(Turkish:) Hello? Anyone out there? You can come out now. I liked the joke! It is a fine one!
You will have to teach me how you did it without me being aware!]]