VIDEO | 001
[ The transmission begins on a wobble, focusing on a skyline that's distinctly sideways. Veering away from this a moment later, it comes to a shaky halt on a young man's dirt streaked face. He has wide blue eyes and three marks to each cheek and is that a twig in his hair? Best not to ask. In any case, he looks somewhere between harassed and confused and not even trying to hide it. ]
Hello? Is this working? Aw man, how the hell am I supposed to know? It's not like that last one I had. You'd think they'd be all the same!
[ A beat. Naruto squints and gets real close to the camera. ] Hello?! Dammit! Where the hell am I? Is anybody there? What the hell is up with that toe tag? It took me an hour to find some clothes! Who took my clothes?! ! I'm done with perverts! I want my clothes back, dammit! And my weapons! Every time, this happens! Don't you know how long it took me to get someone to make the spring-sheath for my kunai in the last place?! [ Naruto growls, maybe it's a little more vulpine than human. Gesturing wildly then, he ups the volume. ]
WHO TOOK MY DAMN WEAPONS?
[ Oh yeah, someone is ranting as he walks down the side of the building, which would explain that lopsided skyline. ] This shit ain't funny! And why is it dark?! I've been here for hours, it should be turning daylight already!
HELLOOOO? I don't even know if this thing is on! [ The camera wobbles again, but only because he's shaking it violently. ] If you can hear this, you'd better answer me, okay?!
Hello? Is this working? Aw man, how the hell am I supposed to know? It's not like that last one I had. You'd think they'd be all the same!
[ A beat. Naruto squints and gets real close to the camera. ] Hello?! Dammit! Where the hell am I? Is anybody there? What the hell is up with that toe tag? It took me an hour to find some clothes! Who took my clothes?! ! I'm done with perverts! I want my clothes back, dammit! And my weapons! Every time, this happens! Don't you know how long it took me to get someone to make the spring-sheath for my kunai in the last place?! [ Naruto growls, maybe it's a little more vulpine than human. Gesturing wildly then, he ups the volume. ]
WHO TOOK MY DAMN WEAPONS?
[ Oh yeah, someone is ranting as he walks down the side of the building, which would explain that lopsided skyline. ] This shit ain't funny! And why is it dark?! I've been here for hours, it should be turning daylight already!
HELLOOOO? I don't even know if this thing is on! [ The camera wobbles again, but only because he's shaking it violently. ] If you can hear this, you'd better answer me, okay?!