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[dont_tell_sansa]

[Arya has gotten the basic mechanics of this thing worked out - mostly with Alayne's help, but okay also with general poking at and figuring wtf a space bar is for. So there's some garbled text at first - she hit the phone with her elbow - and then the video clicks on. Arya's turned away, and what's visible of her profile is distressed. It's hard

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[insouciantmaybe]

Where I'm from they don't tend to break in half?

That's not normal.

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[dont_tell_sansa]

How do I fix it? [She's just. Wiggling the blade up and down now, WHAT DO. :C]

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[insouciantmaybe]

You're too small to be playing with knives.

You need Barbie and Ken in your life.

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[dont_tell_sansa]

What are those?

[Are they weapons? c:]

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[bastarding]

[ Alayne is in the recesses of the apartment, busying herself with the task of cleaning broken glass from a bedroom floor. The space in which she had slept previous to Arya's arrival was far too small for the both of them and so, with some reluctance and an equal portion of fighting, Alayne had agreed to let her little sister - no, brother - acquire new quarters.

This process had proven to be neither easy nor elegant and so, Alayne finds herself stooped over what remains of a bedroom window when her sister calls out to her from elsewhere in their quarters.

When she appears a moment later in the doorway, she looks cross, though this surprises no one. ]

Leave it to you to find the means to break a knife.

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[dont_tell_sansa]

I didn't break it, I just used it! [There's even a little mark on the table where she tried to stab it. (And a little cut on her finger when it bent, but whatever.)]

It broke on its own!

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[bastarding]

[ Alayne rolls her eyes and moves towards the table, her skirts swishing as she bends to inspect the marred tabletop. ]

Blades are not meant for tables. You misused it, plainly.

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[dont_tell_sansa]

I did not! [She scowls, reaching out to rub over the faint dent. It's not even BAD, Sansa, seven hells.] I was practicing. It's a new kind of knife!

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[decanonized]

You never scene a pocket knife?

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[dont_tell_sansa]

Why would you put a knife in your pocket?

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[decanonized]

For days you don't want to go out with your 'hey, come start shit with me' sign on.

[Just, what is this kid even.]

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[dont_tell_sansa]

[Dude what are you even DO YOU CARRY AROUND SIGNS?]

Why would I make a sign?

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[egotrippings]

[ blandly: ] We can hear and see you.

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[dont_tell_sansa]

[LANNISTER OH GOD KILL IT wait.] You're supposed to. Do you know how to fix it or not?

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[egotrippings]

Then, what - you asked as an exercise in redundancy? [ a pause, and he eyes the feed for a moment. ] No.

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[dont_tell_sansa]

I asked to make sure it works, stupid. [And an eye roll. You are useless, ser.]

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[destroystosave]

Unless you have super strength, that blade is meant to bend.

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[dont_tell_sansa]

Why would anyone mean for a knife to bend? I can't use it like this!

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[destroystosave]

Unbend it. [Simple, tiny children. Sigh.]

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[dont_tell_sansa]

I unbent it before. [Why can't there be normal things like knives that don't bend here, gods.] How do I know it won't just bend again?