[Video]

[orange_balls]

[Hope everyone enjoys shaky cam time, as Burke is still very new to technology and most certainly his phone. But he manages to get it going and thinks he's got that fancy moving picture thing going on and turns the video on a familiar figure, that he's got sitting upright in a simple kitchen chair... tied to it.]Not sure what all that business was

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voice;

[decanonized]

[The voice that comes over is more idle than anything near condemning or angry]

So what's your story, huh? Big balls or tiny brains?

voice;

[orange_balls]

I think I told my story well enough, lad. Y'Just have to clean out ya ears.

[Though it does amuse him this one isn't insisting he not do things. Just insulting his intelligence is all. He's so hurt.]

voice;

[decanonized]

Doesn't answer the question. I mean, you gotta know how many panties are getting in a twist over this. All that's left is if you don't care because you've got the balls to fight them with, or just don't have the brains to count them all.

video;

[orange_balls]

I just do what I please. No balls or brains needed. And I think my purpose of attracting attention is clear, isn't it? Or should I write a letter and send it out too?

video;

[decanonized]

Only if it's fancy font.

video;

[orange_balls]

Font?

But if you're wantin' fancy writin' I'm warnin' ya I'm not a very cultured man. You'll get all the chicken scratch I can manage.

video;

[decanonized]

It's the thought that counts.

video;

[orange_balls]

Don't think I can really bother even with the thought.

video;

[decanonized]

And there's the answer.

video;

[orange_balls]

Answer? Answer for what?

[Now you've gone and confused him.]