first - video
[Awwww, look at that sweet face smiling down at the camera. She's all alone and oddly not scared, and oh what, she's opening her mouth to speak and is no longer smiling. I am so, so sorry, people of Abax.]
Alright, any of you douchebags that have an idea where I'm at other than someplace called Abax, now's the time to speak up. I've got somewhere to be, and people to visit, and I'm not in the mood to play Alice in fucking Wonderland. People don't just go from being in an elevator to waking up in the middle of a rejected Tim Burton movie, and I'm not just going to sit around with my thumbs up my ass like the rest of you.
I'm getting out of here. Anyone who wants to come with me better meet me outside the hospital in an hour. Got it? And don't tell me there's not a way out. I can find my way out of anywhere.
[Click.]
Alright, any of you douchebags that have an idea where I'm at other than someplace called Abax, now's the time to speak up. I've got somewhere to be, and people to visit, and I'm not in the mood to play Alice in fucking Wonderland. People don't just go from being in an elevator to waking up in the middle of a rejected Tim Burton movie, and I'm not just going to sit around with my thumbs up my ass like the rest of you.
I'm getting out of here. Anyone who wants to come with me better meet me outside the hospital in an hour. Got it? And don't tell me there's not a way out. I can find my way out of anywhere.
[Click.]