OH SNAPS AN UPDATE

[abatt]

Im being held against my will to update livejournal......my kidnapper is cute tho.....but shes threatining me with a moldy tree branch and a bar of ZEST* soap.....weird......anyways....(she spells her name weird too)....but I love her cause she weird like me.Anywho.....dogs ate my neighbor.....least i wish....then maybe id actually be able to play guitar in my own apt building w/o some jerk nigger upstairs complaining cause he "works" nights and has to sleep during the day....and im like " Thats such BS because black people dont work.....DUH"....lolzorz....anyways.....I like to say anyways.....its a nice filler for sentences...so...anyways.....I saw Silent Hill today and since i forced my kidnapper to see it she has made me update...well....LET ME TELL YOU HOW THAT SHIT WENT HMMMMMM? the movie was awesome i liked it even kidnapper chick liked it kinda sorta not really maybe it was scary dont do that again.^_^ however..(however is a good opener to a sentence too....it continues the original train of thought but leaving the necessary pause to make the story more interesting....yes?no....)IM HAVING MCDONALDS!!!!...k back to point A.....the audience in Silent Hill was litlle to be desired. lets just say......we had innocents...in the theater....PEOPLE BROUGHT THEIR FUCKING CHILDREN! to Silent Hill....good job guys....model parents id say...if i smoked glue.its been brought to my attention that you sniff glue not smoke it.....but thats how dumb these people were......the children they brought in wernt even old enough to wipe their own ass....and by judgement on the parents...neither were they.The parents were worse than the children.We had the Captain Obvious Dad pointing out everything that was CLEARLY seen and understood by even the popcorn on the floor.Then we had Momma Cass(Mama Cass was a fat singer in the 70's or so)but this person couldnt sing but was loud enough like if she was singing and fat....and they let one of their kid roughly 2 or so wander the aisles and even into my general direction.....well that was annoying....and if i see em again im going to throw fried chicken at em til their nappy hair turns straight...fricking niggers.

I LOVE EVERYONE!
....except them.