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I've had an absolutely wonderful time dealing with the housing adminstration at SJSU. Roommate doesn't get his key for the first three days, then they tell us they lost it and are going to change our lock. Said lock changer doesn't bother to tell us he's changing our lock at 9 in the goddamn morning and then they also proceed to forget to make our new keys. So, we are without keys to our room for another two days. Loverly.
I leave you with this:
When I play rock-paper-scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, asshole."
I leave you with this:
When I play rock-paper-scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, asshole."