lame but slightly amusing
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I punched checkeredchick in the arm (-10 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In July on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In August I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Tuesday I pulled kissofanangel's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-367 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
abandoned1