I still think I ate my watch
Eep...I can't sleep...and I can't figure out what to do.
Dammit, I don't get antsy like this.
I haven't slept right the two previous nights...Granted I've not tried tonight, but I'm jittery, and sort of hungry sikie cold feeling...Hum, like someone who really needs a fix, bad!
Ohm, and Nati's gone off to watch soaps. At 1 Am! Who does that sort of thing...
I'm all myspaced out, all musicked out,, and I really don't have anything good to blogify.
I'm too hyped up to read, and...
I think the all mighty is punishing me and Robert for making him a myspace.
Happy birthday, Nathaniel!
This is disjointed, and...stuff
Ah... Yes, if the Allmighty is punishing me, let's make the haracy complete then, shall we?
Devout Christians, please skip this...
This, was an excellent read and passtime...
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure that they want to hear them.
3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have used it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with
success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
The Nine Satanic Statements
1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual
and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan is the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!
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Am I mad for thinking a lot of this stuff makes sense? I mean, sure, it leads me to questions like, what is, "the mating signal," but, "do not harm little children," does not scream of evil dude with horns that likes to torture one's immortal soul. Granted, they might just have a really good brainwashing/advertising department, but...
The churches of the trinity are no pure, truth-telling institutions without greed, either.
So, I've been doing research and reading for no particular reason other than my cultural enrichment, but this brings me back to the purpose of this entry, I can't seem to focus on any one thing just now. Grrr
Pass the potatos, please.
Dammit, I don't get antsy like this.
I haven't slept right the two previous nights...Granted I've not tried tonight, but I'm jittery, and sort of hungry sikie cold feeling...Hum, like someone who really needs a fix, bad!
Ohm, and Nati's gone off to watch soaps. At 1 Am! Who does that sort of thing...
I'm all myspaced out, all musicked out,, and I really don't have anything good to blogify.
I'm too hyped up to read, and...
I think the all mighty is punishing me and Robert for making him a myspace.
Happy birthday, Nathaniel!
This is disjointed, and...stuff
Ah... Yes, if the Allmighty is punishing me, let's make the haracy complete then, shall we?
Devout Christians, please skip this...
This, was an excellent read and passtime...
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure that they want to hear them.
3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have used it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with
success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
The Nine Satanic Statements
1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual
and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan is the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!
----
Am I mad for thinking a lot of this stuff makes sense? I mean, sure, it leads me to questions like, what is, "the mating signal," but, "do not harm little children," does not scream of evil dude with horns that likes to torture one's immortal soul. Granted, they might just have a really good brainwashing/advertising department, but...
The churches of the trinity are no pure, truth-telling institutions without greed, either.
So, I've been doing research and reading for no particular reason other than my cultural enrichment, but this brings me back to the purpose of this entry, I can't seem to focus on any one thing just now. Grrr
Pass the potatos, please.