Jul 04, 2009 23:09
Strange dream.
I was a few hours out of town at something or other with K and she clicked on this this coworker I work with all the time and just killed her! Then we had to check out of the hotel or whatever, so we moved the body to the trunk of my car. There was some loose mention of maybe dropping the stiff off in the country the next day after we got home or something.
So we got home with the stiff, and I parked the car in the garage. We planned to figure out what to do with the it in the morning. So all night the body was in the trunk of my car, and I kept tossing and turning just thinking about the million ways we'll likely be caught and seeing no way out of it. We're were both going to go to jail forever, and K was just sleeping like a baby! Sometime this morning I tossed hard enough to wake up a little bit and realize that it was all a dream and there wasn't a dead body in my trunk.
So Live Face, how does one dispose of a body?
Maybe sneak to a cemetery, look for a freshly dug plot waiting for a morning stiff. Dig the bottom of the whole out a few extra feet and bury your extra stiff under what will be the fresh one due that morning. The old twofer? But how ballsy do you have to be to try something like that. Terrifying let me tell you. Definitely would not sleep at night.