Something I wrote last year. Excuse the editing, old habits die hard.

[abaddonr911]

All you do is complain
Then you go and f*ck him
Complain!
Then F*ck em!
Complain!
F*ck em!
Thats all you ever f*ckin do!
"Oh, he doesnt want to be attached"
"Oh, he says Im not his girlfriend"
"Oh we are just friends with benefits"
"Oh we dont want the same things"
And then what happens?
Say it with me... YOU F*CK HIM AGAIN!!!
If you are so cheap
and so naive
then that must be all there is to you
a cheap and easy f*ck.
So put a co*k in it and shut up!
Enjoy your unstable, one sided, screw only relationship
Cause,obviously, thats all you want
you cant want much more
cause you are just taking what you can get
so I dont give a s*it.
Im not the personal jizz bucket of some as*hole.
Thats your job(one of many you may be good at, though it would be nice to be receiving some kinda salary along with such hard knee breaking work).
thats all you you you my lovely friend.
And trust me, If Im thinking this way
He sure as hell is too.
ARR! I hope you get pregnant and the baby kills you during delivery.