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Dec 13, 2005 22:01

Ooooo. Got some interesting things to talk about today. First I will answer some questions, then question some comments and then comment on some questions. Got it! Alright lets get crackin.

1. Ahem to comment on someone elses statement made last....um, I think thursday maybe.
Ahem.... First of all lets make one thing crystal and perfectly clear. If I wanted you I would have you. Not bragging or anything, but if I really thought you were worth it you would spend every waking moment hoping to do something today that will in some way please me. You would love me, and you wouldnt know why. Trust me, you are worthless here. Besides you got to many notches on your belt and um...sorry...I dont like leftovers. I mean Gawd you have been banged more times than a punching bag. And to most of the guys you know(or will know) thats all you will be. So... lets keep this simple, neat and most of all, civil. This is not one of the things you want to get out of hand trust me.
Oh and your snatch smells like week old chinese food. Seriously, I mean you can smell it through your pants and everything its just wrong. Please... handle that.

Next.

2. Taking the "Christ" out of "christmas".
heh heh. Liberal sons of bitches. Ok, now Im not exactly the best person. Im what you call a FB. Anyway you jack offs shut the fuck up. Thats like taking fucking Saint Patrick out of saint patricks day. You know what it is then....huh? Do ya!? "DAY!" Thats what it fuckin becomes. Damn, you all are so stupid. Happy Holidays. Pssht. People only started sayin that, you little shits, to commemorate both Christmas and New Years at the same time because they are so close together. No one did that so that you could spin it off to be the official name for a holiday based of the christian religion. If you dont like it, fuck off. Cause no one gives a shit but you. "Oh it offends me because I dont believe in Christ or a God." ......So? What the hell? You gotta ruin it for everybody then. I mean shit we let you fags shack up together. Nobody gave a shit about that. But now you want to take away christmas. The only holiday thats left that people have yet to be able to turn into a bad thing. And now.....here we are. Its things like this that provoked me to even start this thing. This keeps me from hurting all of you.
Fuck X-mas
Fuck Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas. Please, just leave it alone.

Lets see what else.

3. I recently received an email asking me whats my favorite pass time.

well Jimmmy. Cunnilingus. At one point all someone had to do was ask and I was probably down with it. But no one ever thought to so...

::snicker::

Ha ha Let me stop...aaaaalright who's next.

4. What I do?
I keep moving. Constantly. I keep my mind busy at all times because to be idle is emotionally, mentally, and sometimes physically painful. I mean really really painful. Whenever I get in a quiet place I have to sing, or hum, tap my foot, clap my hands, read an imaginary book, tell inside jokes to myself. Why? cause my mind is filled with so much remorse and grief, agony and regret that I must never take the time to focus on any of it. Thats why I forget things. Thats why my attention span is low. Thats why my comprehension is off. Because everytime I take the time to focus all I see and hear are the bad things. My mind is constantly replaying every unwanted moment of my life. CONSTANTLY. Sometimes when I sleep. I see the images described to me by other people. I see things that took place that I wish I had never seen. Pain, suffering, agony, deceit, slothfulness, unfit mind and body! Everytime I close my eyes.... I am quick to open them again. See I dont move on. I stick. Because my mind cant cope. It cant comprehend. So it puts everything on the backburner and of course later on the shit starts to burn. My girlfriend even told me something once that everytime I focus on it my blood feels like its turned to broken glass in my veins. I always feel like Im about to vomit. Certain sounds or places may set me off. And Oh God the people. There are a handful of people in this world that when I see them its by every breath in me that I dont hurt them or that they get away. Sometimes I feel like Im breathing smoke and the air around me is suffocating me. I hate this world. I am so tired. I am so tired of keeping myself constantly busy for the sake of my own mind. I wonder what it would be like to just let it all go sometimes. But I know if I did that, I wouldnt be me anymore. So I dont sit still. Im afraid of my thoughts and what actions may come of me entertaining them. They hurt. Everytime I close my eyes.....they hurt.

Last question to be answered for today.

5. I was asked what I think about young teens and their sexual exploits.

Well lil Johny let me start by sayin that I personally wouldnt date anything that lost its virginity before the age of 18 or 19. Its just not a classy thing to do. Why? Because most of those girls are easy.....
Veeeeeeery easy. It probably didnt take anything more than a snickers bar and a fake beer( beer made from ginger ale and rootbeer) to get them over. Either that or promises of love and commitment. Or maybe just lack of self esteem, a "lets get this over with" attitude, or maybe just sheer boredom. Either way Johny, aim high. Much higher. Chances are that the tramps you may choose now will cheat on you...and maybe give you some odd disease they acquired from suckin some guys dick of a whim. And dont be fooled Johny, that so called "red eye" is just the after effects of "Jizz eye".Indeed. I know that doesnt answer your question at all. Shut the fuck up and use it anyway.

Well thats it for now. It would do you good not to send me anymore emails. Seriously. You aint helpin nobody right now.

Fuck turner.
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