Floppy uterus!!

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I love my science teacher. I've never had one before that's said "Speaking of penises..."

And remember, this is an astronomy class.

I'd never known before that a penis is just an underdeveloped uterus that's all hangy outy.

So pretty much, guys are just useless females. I feel very victorious.

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i i feel so superior!

well, that's nothing new. :p

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haha...i wish i always felt superior!! i usually feel like pond scum. maybe i should shower more often. AHAHA i slay myself :)

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Pshaw, showering is overrated! You get to know who your real friends are when you haven't bathed in a week, and they're still willing to go to the movies with you. :p

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haha actually i have sort of tried that in the past. it worked quite well. of course now i'm too shallow to do that but yeeeah :D

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LOL! Worked well as in, "Wow, I have good friends!" or well as in, "Boy, my friends would leave me at the drop of a hat! Good to know."

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haha well i was total bitch then too...everybody didn't like me but they still stuck around so i guess that's good news :)

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Lol, very good news!