Floppy uterus!!

[abacinate]

I love my science teacher. I've never had one before that's said "Speaking of penises..."

And remember, this is an astronomy class.

I'd never known before that a penis is just an underdeveloped uterus that's all hangy outy.

So pretty much, guys are just useless females. I feel very victorious.

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[crypticism]

Hah, that's great

[abacinate]

:D we were talking about how we sent that leonardo da vinci picture (the naked guy one) into space so if other life forms found it they could know what we look like. then kids started saying that yeah they'd think we all had 2 penises and four legs. and then the teacher cut in :)

[crypticism]

Hahah They definitely could have sent a picture of someone better than Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm surprised they didn't send a picture of Brad Pitt or something.

[abacinate]

NOOO! Da Vinci! Not DiCaprio. Did you even read what I said? Are you one of those skimmers?!

[crypticism]

Ooops, I guess I am. Although I HOPE that we don't all looks like DaVinci either.

[abacinate]

well its not picture OF da vinci...its that picture he drew... this one:

http://pantransit.reptiles.org/images/1996-07-28/da-vinci-man.jpg

[rurisue]

*ahem*

...

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!

Sorry, this thread's just one of the funniest I've come across in quite awhile. :D

[abacinate]

haha well i'm glad we amuse you :)

[rurisue]

oh, very much so. the wonders of Elana. :D

[crypticism]

OOOH. Well that makes sense.
Damn, ya know I knew all this at one time..

[abacinate]

i believe you :) i guess those SAT II's really drained your brain.