New Little Game

[ababyyou]

This one from a lovely poem we found today.

I miss you
Like a bad archer.

So the rules are -
"I verb object
Like single object comparison" The verb needs to have a deliberate double meaning, with the second meaning (for the comparison) as the less obvious one)

Harder than it looks. My best so far is

I start standing
Like Lewis Hamilton (an F1 racing driver)