TRA LALA I AM HAVING THIS SPECFUCKINTACULAR DAY
and that's not even fucking SARCASMS
also weird plurals things!
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(ilugaisse)
things that have made my day very nice-like and peektures because i am a hooor
THING 1:
I gave BLOOD. WHICH I ENJOY. Because I AM SAVING SOME GODDAMNED LIVES and I GET OUT OF SCHOOL (the blood drive people come to the school and set up in the library to harvest our blood) and I AM JUST EVER SO SLIGHTLY MASOCHISTIC SO IT PLEASED ME and DR, OCTOPUS WAS THERE!!!!! Which is to say there is always a blood drive guy and he looks like Dr. Octopus (the body type, this guy is darker, but the glasses and hair, too!) and he's super awesome BAMF and at first I didn't see him and was all sad and THEN it turns out he was just a volunteer so he wasn't taking blood and I was like, "OMG HI" and he was all, "Heey didn't see you there, thought that was here, here's some juice, how's it going?" and HE GAVE ME JUICE NOMNOMOM APPLEE. And it's so awesome he remembers me! Jose. Was his name. And he is awesome.
LOOK. IT'S MAH ARM. That done got blood tooken from it. Stfu Google Chrome, tooken is so a damn word if I say it is. I THINK MY PEEKTURES ARE LARGE. Oh well. SO ACTUALLY my arm is not that exciting anyway. Eet has a little round bandage on it and well one time they totally fucked up my arm and it was bruised and red and icky for like a month and as mentioned before, MASOCHISM, so I enjoyed that
THING 2:
Girl in my German class! Which I never go to anymore, lawn (yus, lawn. ) but there are these two girls, one a Freshman, THE ONE THAT MADE FUN OF MY ROUND FACE AND GLASSES and who I go on the internet to make fun over dA (newsflash: me, terrible person. HI.) and who wears pink all the time and is a terrible Republican. (Some are okay. I don't want to generalize.) And this sophomore girl who's quirky and nice enough and SMART, I mean, that annoys me, but it's okay she's funny and anyway, they both draw, the soph better then the frosh, and they were talking about their art today (anime stuff) and it's my German class, and the German teacher is this HUGE Beatles Fan, she's got posters up and everything. And I was bored and running on a caffeine high so I say to the freshman girl, "Do you draw boys?"
And she's like, "Er well I do but they always come out looking gay."
Every part of me wants to say HOW DO YOU LOOK GAY AND ALL YOUR ART IS SHIT ANYWAY and the sophomore girl goes, "Mine look like pretty boys" and before I could say THIS IS WHAT I WANT, class starts. Later on I pounce on them again with, "So...was that a yes or no you'll draw something for me?" Also GOD I feel like John from this Johneric RP thing we're going (mah homies know what I MEAN) because of all this almost-perving on a freshman (no raeping tho). And she was all stutter-y and was like, "What do you want me to draw?" And I grinned and pointed to a poster in the back of the room and said, "HIM." and pointed at Paul because I love him in this
And she was like, OH ER I.,.DON'T THINK SO and then she got called out of class anyway, but the sophomore girl was like OH I'LL DRAW IT FOR YOU!
AND THIS IS WHAT SHE DREW AND I LOVE IT:
LOVE SO MUCH. This excited me. So I pointed to the Abbey Road poster and was like DO THAT ONE NEXT.
and I was loling so hard and I pointed to this one picture of the Beatles getting off the plane that I cannot find on the intarwebs but they're moptops- I think it's when they got into America? And she drew this:
I DO NOT KNOW. BUT I LOVE IT. SO HARD. THE MUSTACHE? Ringo like FALLING ONTO JOHN? OR WHOEVER THAT IS. I LURRRVVE IT SOO.
thing 3:
ukulele-ing.
(yes I bite my lip like a nervous mofo in EVERY PICTURE I AM IN) because today my foods teacher made me bring my uke to school (long story) and then I kinda wandered around school playing it. Walked into German teacher's room, the Beatlefan, and was like, "LET ME SERENADE YOUUU" and played IMAGINE and she DIDN'T GET IT which was WEIRD since i was pretty sure she was a JOHN FAN but she was like, "Oh I kinda..gave up on him after Yoko" and I was like FFFFFFF ILU and then she was like, "More of a post-Beatles George Harrison fan actually" and I'm like HOLY SHIT YESSSS PLSSS and we gushed over All Things Must Pass and then I was late to my next class. And then I fell asleep in Brit Lit listening to my teacher read Animal Farm and so I was daydreaming something Eric Claptony/George Harrison or Johnericy but when I woke up I couldn't remember it AND I might sell my other ukulele (cheap soprano one) to some kid who was like, "Now I want to play ukulele." which is nice because MONEY? and then I spread the ukulele love.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Hail and her FUCKING AWESOME BAG and THESE AMAZING BADGES
THE PICTURE IS HUUGE.
so here is a link to awesomness:
s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2diitYic61qblypvo1_1280.jpg AGH SO GOOD. I BURN WITH JEALOUSY. /needs money, awesome bag like that, badges.
WAIT FUCKING ONE MORE THING:
Walking home with ukulele and BFF, playing ukulele, idly, digging around for sunglasses, I say to her, "Hold this?" while I found my glasses and then she gives it back and I'm like, "Can I puhlease stop playing now mah fingers hurrrt" and she was like, "NO. you are like John in that one story and he can never put the gun down." and I was like "...............WUT." And she was like, Yeah he's like..the king of diamonds or something? and I was like STFU SDHC!? and it turns out, well, I linked her to it AGES AGO and she's not even this huge Beatles fan and the thing is SHE KEPT READING IT and even CHECKS THE BEATLESSLASH COMM REGULARLY FOR IT. I was like O.O and she was all embarrassed about it. MAH BFF. <333