Funniest quotes

Apr 02, 2009 16:40

Student quotes from English class:
"First she'll marry him, they'll have kids, and then... he'll say he's gay."

"QUICK, WRITE THE GAY."

"If you kick someone in the crotch, will it invert into itself?"

"Steroids give men manboobs."

From Jikken & Shukudaikun Part 2:
Aiba: You can't encounter this at a yakiniku place, can you?
Jun: No! This is roast beef! Got it?
Aiba: Yes, yes!
Jun: It's roast beef.
Aiba: I got it!
Nino: And what about you two?
Ohno: It's DELICIOUS.
Sho: Really good. I totally understand, you can't encounter this at all.
Nino: How much are you not likely to encounter that beef? Who, like that beef, are you unlikely to meet?
Jun: If the beef were a person?
Ohno: My dead grandmother.
Nino: [CRACKS UP]

CRYING.

work, shukudaikun, kids say the darndest things

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