OMG...

[aasher]

It's 2009. How are these being sold on Amazon (one of them, anyway)?

http://www.amazon.com/Plain-Brown-Rapper/dp/B001BY1HDS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=office-products&qid=1256494689&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Fee-Ling-Mask-Costume-Accessory/dp/B001BY1HR4/ref=sr_1_756?ie=UTF8&s=office-products&qid=1256495000&sr=1-756

The second one is for children.