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I'd better get on the ball and update this, it's been six days since my last update and I don't want it to be a week so I'm going to try and say something of substance before my fiancee-former-girlfriend gets in touch with her violent side. I only signed on to look at her new icons and tell myself over and over again how lucky I am, at least I have three icons now so people don't have to look at my skinny self. No one wants to see my lack of ass or my spaghetti muscles, besides I am not that cruel so I didn't buy myself another paid account. FYI MARION I BOUGHT THOSE ICONS FOR YOU. Just kidding, I don't know who did, but I want to make with the sex with whoever it was.
Ignore that first sentence, because look at this:
apparently aaron (4:30:20 PM): i am updating
de elsker marion (4:30:45 PM): MMM SEXY
She clearly digs it, so now I don't have to worry about being bruised except when we make with the sex. I already used that phrase, but I am very fond of it so I will use it again. Making with the sex is one of my favorite activities, and I'm sure many of the people on my flist are fans of it too. Mmm, flist, Marion hates that, she put something in my drink last night and therefore I missed all of the craziness that went on. I could tell you all of the scary things she does when she's drunk, and then she will make the >:O face until I remind her about the bling I bought her, and really it wasn't cheap, so I will get lots of the horizontal tonight.
Josie Maran is making a pass at my girlfriend-slash-fiancee, maybe we could go and have a threesome before I become Mr. Marion Ravn.
Ignore that first sentence, because look at this:
apparently aaron (4:30:20 PM): i am updating
de elsker marion (4:30:45 PM): MMM SEXY
She clearly digs it, so now I don't have to worry about being bruised except when we make with the sex. I already used that phrase, but I am very fond of it so I will use it again. Making with the sex is one of my favorite activities, and I'm sure many of the people on my flist are fans of it too. Mmm, flist, Marion hates that, she put something in my drink last night and therefore I missed all of the craziness that went on. I could tell you all of the scary things she does when she's drunk, and then she will make the >:O face until I remind her about the bling I bought her, and really it wasn't cheap, so I will get lots of the horizontal tonight.
Josie Maran is making a pass at my girlfriend-slash-fiancee, maybe we could go and have a threesome before I become Mr. Marion Ravn.