The Funniest convo i have ever had.
Rylee: ask him who he wants his baby;s mamma to be. That'll shut every guy up. At least for a few seconds
Joette and Sam: he says he duznt want a baby's mama right now cuz he hates children
Rylee: WHAT!?
Rylee: there is a pic of a baby on his myspace!!!!!!!!1
Rylee: that lying whore!
Rylee: lol
Rylee: you telling him i called him a lying whore arent you?
Joette and Sam: ya i did...
Joette and Sam: lol
Joette and Sam: he cracked up
Joette and Sam: lol
Rylee: ERRR! YOUR ALL WHORES!
Rylee: lol
Rylee: wow
Joette and Sam: he says tahts his neice
Rylee: tell him my neice is cuter
Rylee: lol
Rylee: she can play the piano bitch!
Rylee: lol
Rylee: just playin
Joette and Sam: HAHA! i thot it said she was a cutter
Joette and Sam: and so i told him taht!!
Joette and Sam: hahaha
Joette and Sam: but dont worry i fixed it
Joette and Sam: he says his neice would kick your neices ass and is only 3 monthes
Joette and Sam: lol
Rylee: yah well Torrance knows kung fu!
Rylee: she went to daycare and pushed a boy down on his butt and then put her fists up and yelled
Rylee: WANNA FIGHT?
Rylee: for no aparent reason at all, jsut did it out of the blue
Rylee: lol
Rylee: and i can get my coaches daughter
Rylee: and she likes to run daycares over with storllers
Rylee: and then..... as a last resort
Rylee: the itallians
Rylee: LA CAPRA E RAPIDO!
Joette and Sam: a little boy took his neices toy dinosawr and she grabbed his nuts and pulled them down tot the ground!
Joette and Sam: hahaha
Joette and Sam: haha! he says he'll pull out the russian mofia to blow you up.
Joette and Sam: he was jk bout the mafia tho
Joette and Sam: he is all for the italians ;-)
Rylee: wait, he has a violent neice, he wrestles, and he likes italians,
Rylee: i think we have jsut foudn the perfect man
Rylee: *found
Rylee: lmao
Joette and Sam: HAHAH!
Joette and Sam: i totally told him that!
Rylee: ...
Rylee: your dead
Joette and Sam: and now he's singing the wedding song!! hahah!
Rylee: OMG!
Joette and Sam: HAHAHA!
Joette and Sam: i love you!!!
Joette and Sam: he thinks its a joke!
Rylee: tell him sorry, whites not my color
Rylee: lol
Joette and Sam: he says that when you were born you were red...
Rylee: and besides russians dont make bombs, they confuse you with their heavy accents and then hit you over the head with heavy objects, beacuse they have big oily musculces, and they dont like to fist fight cause it would mess up their beautiful faces
Rylee: no i was pink bitch
Rylee: lol
Joette and Sam: lol
Rylee: was he seriously singing the wedding song?
Joette and Sam: omg!!now you got him talking in a freakin russian accent!!
Joette and Sam: yes!!
Rylee: HE CAN HAVE A RUSSIAN ACCENT?
Joette and Sam: YESSS!!
Rylee: HOLY CRAP HE IS PERFECT!
Joette and Sam: LoL
Joette and Sam: do you want me to tell him taht?
Rylee: tell him if he grows up to be gay i'll kill him
Rylee: go ahead
Rylee: tell him
Rylee: lol
Rylee: DUDE
Rylee: i am so going to download the wedding song and have that as his ringer!
Rylee: lmao
Joette and Sam: HAHA!
Joette and Sam: thats really ironic!
Joette and Sam: earlier
Joette and Sam: he was talking about how women are so mean
Joette and Sam: and he's like
Joette and Sam: you know what...
Joette and Sam: im prolly gunna turn gay cuzz of women!!!
Rylee: LMAO
Joette and Sam: LooL
Rylee: tell him no!
Rylee: cause now i knwo he is perfect we have no choice but to get married
Rylee: lol
Joette and Sam: OMFG!! i unlocked the dirty box!!! =-O=-O=-O=-O
Rylee: WAHT!?
Joette and Sam: the world is ending!!
Joette and Sam: cuz i unlocked the dirty box!!
Rylee: what
Rylee: how many times have i told you not to go into calvins room! but no you dont listen, and now the world is ending
Rylee: lol
Joette and Sam: HAHHA!
Joette and Sam: im at SAM"S!!
Joette and Sam: lool
Rylee: rawr
Rylee: damn you and your loop holes
Joette and Sam: lool
Joette and Sam: im sorrrry....i'll try to find less of them now..
Rylee: tell mr. brown to get his perfect ass online so we can chat room!
Rylee: wait
Rylee: what is the dirty box
Rylee: you have intrigued me with the world is ending speech
Joette and Sam: the dirty box is rizzo's mind...LoL
Rylee: wow.... there is actually stuff in there?
Rylee: never would have known....
Joette and Sam: HAHHAHHAHA
Rylee: LAMO JUST KIDDING! YOUR PERFECT REMEMBER?!?!?!
Joette and Sam: he says shut the fuck up
Rylee: awh sad
Rylee: Perfect pants hates me
Rylee: DUDE
Joette and Sam: he says he's not perfect cuz he has a dirty box
Rylee: that is his new name
Joette and Sam: DOOD! what?!
Rylee: PERFECT PANTS!
Joette and Sam: HAHA
Joette and Sam: he says it sounds gay
Joette and Sam: lool
Joette and Sam: and he says he's too lazy to get up
Rylee: WELL DUH IT IS A NAME FOR HIM.....
Joette and Sam: and he says he's FAR from perfect pants
Joette and Sam: aka
Joette and Sam: f squared p squared
Joette and Sam: lol
Rylee: lmao.... just kidding, he will be.....
Rylee: Fucked up in the head pants?
Rylee: WAIT NO
Joette and Sam: lol
Rylee: Fucked up in the head but otherwise perfect pants
Joette and Sam: LOOL
Joette and Sam: he says he can deal with that
Rylee: fuck yah bitch!
Joette and Sam: his balls itch..
Joette and Sam: lool
Rylee: wow.....
Rylee: ive never had that problem
Joette and Sam: dude! sweary pants...lol
Rylee: dot think i can offer much moral support
Rylee: lmao
Rylee: Fucked up in the head but otherwise perfect pants has corrupted me!
Joette and Sam: HAHA!
Joette and Sam: niiiice
Joette and Sam: wowowow! that sounds BAAD!
Rylee: SHUT UP YOU....... NON ITALIAN!
Rylee: oh yah... i went there
Rylee: wait, have you asked Fucked up in the head, but otherwise perfect pants if he can give you a ride to my crib tomarrow
Rylee: word up g
Rylee: u know
Rylee: how we dooooo
Rylee: TRYIN CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY!
Joette and Sam: LooL
Joette and Sam: your so gangstuh!
Rylee: fo shizzle my nizzal
Joette and Sam: now he's singing that song.... and then he added something baout a cowboy at the end
Rylee: woh... brokeback mountain chris
Rylee: HEHE
Joette and Sam: he duznt no if he can hang out tomaro cuz he hasta do fund raising...
Rylee: i like that name better
Joette and Sam: wtf?!
Rylee: Brokeback Mountain Chris
Rylee: he is singing bout cowboys
Rylee: i mean come on.......
Rylee: who sings about cowboys and doesnt like men?!?!?!
Joette and Sam: haha
Joette and Sam: uh...rizzo?
Joette and Sam: he says he's gunna kick your ass ;-)
Rylee: oh yah
Rylee: he is perfect
Rylee: he cant like men
Rylee: damn
Joette and Sam: he called you a funny bastard!!
Rylee: and that name was so catchy!
Joette and Sam: lol
Rylee: i prefer funny bitch
Rylee: thank you very much
Rylee: lol
Joette and Sam: lol
Joette and Sam: he says we're weird at night ;-)\
Rylee: what do you have to do fundraising for Fucked up in the head but otherwise perfect pants?
Rylee: we're weird all the time
Rylee: what the fuck is he smokin!?
Rylee: DAMN HIS CORRUPTED NESS!
Rylee: i need mountain dew!
Joette and Sam: for going to baltimore for nationals for wrestiling
Joette and Sam: mee tooo! :-D:-D
Joette and Sam: g2g
Joette and Sam: luvs ciao
Joette and Sam signed off at 1:38:17 AM.
Joette and Sam signed on at 2:11:13 PM.
Joette and Sam: he says he duznt want a baby's mama right now cuz he hates children
Rylee: WHAT!?
Rylee: there is a pic of a baby on his myspace!!!!!!!!1
Rylee: that lying whore!
Rylee: lol
Rylee: you telling him i called him a lying whore arent you?
Joette and Sam: ya i did...
Joette and Sam: lol
Joette and Sam: he cracked up
Joette and Sam: lol
Rylee: ERRR! YOUR ALL WHORES!
Rylee: lol
Rylee: wow
Joette and Sam: he says tahts his neice
Rylee: tell him my neice is cuter
Rylee: lol
Rylee: she can play the piano bitch!
Rylee: lol
Rylee: just playin
Joette and Sam: HAHA! i thot it said she was a cutter
Joette and Sam: and so i told him taht!!
Joette and Sam: hahaha
Joette and Sam: but dont worry i fixed it
Joette and Sam: he says his neice would kick your neices ass and is only 3 monthes
Joette and Sam: lol
Rylee: yah well Torrance knows kung fu!
Rylee: she went to daycare and pushed a boy down on his butt and then put her fists up and yelled
Rylee: WANNA FIGHT?
Rylee: for no aparent reason at all, jsut did it out of the blue
Rylee: lol
Rylee: and i can get my coaches daughter
Rylee: and she likes to run daycares over with storllers
Rylee: and then..... as a last resort
Rylee: the itallians
Rylee: LA CAPRA E RAPIDO!
Joette and Sam: a little boy took his neices toy dinosawr and she grabbed his nuts and pulled them down tot the ground!
Joette and Sam: hahaha
Joette and Sam: haha! he says he'll pull out the russian mofia to blow you up.
Joette and Sam: he was jk bout the mafia tho
Joette and Sam: he is all for the italians ;-)
Rylee: wait, he has a violent neice, he wrestles, and he likes italians,
Rylee: i think we have jsut foudn the perfect man
Rylee: *found
Rylee: lmao
Joette and Sam: HAHAH!
Joette and Sam: i totally told him that!
Rylee: ...
Rylee: your dead
Joette and Sam: and now he's singing the wedding song!! hahah!
Rylee: OMG!
Joette and Sam: HAHAHA!
Joette and Sam: i love you!!!
Joette and Sam: he thinks its a joke!
Rylee: tell him sorry, whites not my color
Rylee: lol
Joette and Sam: he says that when you were born you were red...
Rylee: and besides russians dont make bombs, they confuse you with their heavy accents and then hit you over the head with heavy objects, beacuse they have big oily musculces, and they dont like to fist fight cause it would mess up their beautiful faces
Rylee: no i was pink bitch
Rylee: lol
Joette and Sam: lol
Rylee: was he seriously singing the wedding song?
Joette and Sam: omg!!now you got him talking in a freakin russian accent!!
Joette and Sam: yes!!
Rylee: HE CAN HAVE A RUSSIAN ACCENT?
Joette and Sam: YESSS!!
Rylee: HOLY CRAP HE IS PERFECT!
Joette and Sam: LoL
Joette and Sam: do you want me to tell him taht?
Rylee: tell him if he grows up to be gay i'll kill him
Rylee: go ahead
Rylee: tell him
Rylee: lol
Rylee: DUDE
Rylee: i am so going to download the wedding song and have that as his ringer!
Rylee: lmao
Joette and Sam: HAHA!
Joette and Sam: thats really ironic!
Joette and Sam: earlier
Joette and Sam: he was talking about how women are so mean
Joette and Sam: and he's like
Joette and Sam: you know what...
Joette and Sam: im prolly gunna turn gay cuzz of women!!!
Rylee: LMAO
Joette and Sam: LooL
Rylee: tell him no!
Rylee: cause now i knwo he is perfect we have no choice but to get married
Rylee: lol
Joette and Sam: OMFG!! i unlocked the dirty box!!! =-O=-O=-O=-O
Rylee: WAHT!?
Joette and Sam: the world is ending!!
Joette and Sam: cuz i unlocked the dirty box!!
Rylee: what
Rylee: how many times have i told you not to go into calvins room! but no you dont listen, and now the world is ending
Rylee: lol
Joette and Sam: HAHHA!
Joette and Sam: im at SAM"S!!
Joette and Sam: lool
Rylee: rawr
Rylee: damn you and your loop holes
Joette and Sam: lool
Joette and Sam: im sorrrry....i'll try to find less of them now..
Rylee: tell mr. brown to get his perfect ass online so we can chat room!
Rylee: wait
Rylee: what is the dirty box
Rylee: you have intrigued me with the world is ending speech
Joette and Sam: the dirty box is rizzo's mind...LoL
Rylee: wow.... there is actually stuff in there?
Rylee: never would have known....
Joette and Sam: HAHHAHHAHA
Rylee: LAMO JUST KIDDING! YOUR PERFECT REMEMBER?!?!?!
Joette and Sam: he says shut the fuck up
Rylee: awh sad
Rylee: Perfect pants hates me
Rylee: DUDE
Joette and Sam: he says he's not perfect cuz he has a dirty box
Rylee: that is his new name
Joette and Sam: DOOD! what?!
Rylee: PERFECT PANTS!
Joette and Sam: HAHA
Joette and Sam: he says it sounds gay
Joette and Sam: lool
Joette and Sam: and he says he's too lazy to get up
Rylee: WELL DUH IT IS A NAME FOR HIM.....
Joette and Sam: and he says he's FAR from perfect pants
Joette and Sam: aka
Joette and Sam: f squared p squared
Joette and Sam: lol
Rylee: lmao.... just kidding, he will be.....
Rylee: Fucked up in the head pants?
Rylee: WAIT NO
Joette and Sam: lol
Rylee: Fucked up in the head but otherwise perfect pants
Joette and Sam: LOOL
Joette and Sam: he says he can deal with that
Rylee: fuck yah bitch!
Joette and Sam: his balls itch..
Joette and Sam: lool
Rylee: wow.....
Rylee: ive never had that problem
Joette and Sam: dude! sweary pants...lol
Rylee: dot think i can offer much moral support
Rylee: lmao
Rylee: Fucked up in the head but otherwise perfect pants has corrupted me!
Joette and Sam: HAHA!
Joette and Sam: niiiice
Joette and Sam: wowowow! that sounds BAAD!
Rylee: SHUT UP YOU....... NON ITALIAN!
Rylee: oh yah... i went there
Rylee: wait, have you asked Fucked up in the head, but otherwise perfect pants if he can give you a ride to my crib tomarrow
Rylee: word up g
Rylee: u know
Rylee: how we dooooo
Rylee: TRYIN CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY!
Joette and Sam: LooL
Joette and Sam: your so gangstuh!
Rylee: fo shizzle my nizzal
Joette and Sam: now he's singing that song.... and then he added something baout a cowboy at the end
Rylee: woh... brokeback mountain chris
Rylee: HEHE
Joette and Sam: he duznt no if he can hang out tomaro cuz he hasta do fund raising...
Rylee: i like that name better
Joette and Sam: wtf?!
Rylee: Brokeback Mountain Chris
Rylee: he is singing bout cowboys
Rylee: i mean come on.......
Rylee: who sings about cowboys and doesnt like men?!?!?!
Joette and Sam: haha
Joette and Sam: uh...rizzo?
Joette and Sam: he says he's gunna kick your ass ;-)
Rylee: oh yah
Rylee: he is perfect
Rylee: he cant like men
Rylee: damn
Joette and Sam: he called you a funny bastard!!
Rylee: and that name was so catchy!
Joette and Sam: lol
Rylee: i prefer funny bitch
Rylee: thank you very much
Rylee: lol
Joette and Sam: lol
Joette and Sam: he says we're weird at night ;-)\
Rylee: what do you have to do fundraising for Fucked up in the head but otherwise perfect pants?
Rylee: we're weird all the time
Rylee: what the fuck is he smokin!?
Rylee: DAMN HIS CORRUPTED NESS!
Rylee: i need mountain dew!
Joette and Sam: for going to baltimore for nationals for wrestiling
Joette and Sam: mee tooo! :-D:-D
Joette and Sam: g2g
Joette and Sam: luvs ciao
Joette and Sam signed off at 1:38:17 AM.
Joette and Sam signed on at 2:11:13 PM.