Something to remember
Random guy came in last night here was the convo:
Him: Excuse me do you have profilactics?
Me: ::EXTREMELY CONFUSED LOOK ON MY FACE STARES BLANKLY::
Him: Condoms?
Me: (studdering) Oh the pharmacy is closed up... Walgreens?
That shows you how big a lesbian i am.
Today at Dunks convo with another guy:
Him: What kind of coffee you have today?
Me: The usual.
Him: Do you have organic?
Me: (with a tone) No
Him: What flavors do you have
Me: (I READ OFF ALL THE FLAVORS)
Him: What sizes do you have
Me: Small Medium and Large.
Him: I'll have a large cinnamon.
Me: Anything in it?
Him: Honey
this continued... it was horrible
Him: Excuse me do you have profilactics?
Me: ::EXTREMELY CONFUSED LOOK ON MY FACE STARES BLANKLY::
Him: Condoms?
Me: (studdering) Oh the pharmacy is closed up... Walgreens?
That shows you how big a lesbian i am.
Today at Dunks convo with another guy:
Him: What kind of coffee you have today?
Me: The usual.
Him: Do you have organic?
Me: (with a tone) No
Him: What flavors do you have
Me: (I READ OFF ALL THE FLAVORS)
Him: What sizes do you have
Me: Small Medium and Large.
Him: I'll have a large cinnamon.
Me: Anything in it?
Him: Honey
this continued... it was horrible