Road to OHIO=SUCCESSFUL AS A MOTHERFUCKER
So we made it in three days, day one was easy because no body was sore but Reese quit like every hundred yards and he'd sit down, and I dont know if he wanted us to stop, but we didnt, so our first day we got to Hartland, in a Best Western, which was prolly the best place we stayed in, the people were nice and friendly, but DAY TWO... wasnt nearly as good, this dude stopped to see if we needed help and we showed him our map and he said it was taking up out of the way, and we need to go a different way... so we gave us directions to a library, and we looked up new directions, and started there, ended up in Ann Arbor, where we couldnt get a hotel, and we were gunna call off out trip, the reason we couldnt is because we had to be 21, we called EVERY hotel/motel and no one would take us in, so we were like 5 minutes away from calling Josh, and a man comes walking through the walk way, and he over heears us talking and becomes interested, so we tell him everything about the trip and he says he'll get us a room, so he does, Second night at a red roof inn, DAY 3 easter sunday, we leave late, because we ate at a big boy... we ship off and pass a Prison after like 4 hours, and then we're just in the dead middle of no where, but we move on, Donny calls his dad to find a hotel because its like 6ish. he says if we turn left at this street we can walk a mile and maybe find a place to sleep, or walk on for like 5 miles south and maybe run into a town, so of corse we go south, and stop at a gas station and ask how far left to the boarder... "ONLY A FEW MILES" so we move on... and 17 long fucking miles later we end up in Ohio! at 2:30 in the fucking morning! and the people here are just being cunts, so we trash the room and leave, and now im Home.... SUCCESSFUL SHIT!!!!