Ramblings of that one short dude... with a life that is often mistaken for "no life"
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I don't know if that will prove to be true actually but who knows what I may say, I sure as hell don't. You know what's always bothered me about Starwars? Why does the "Dark Side" have to be evil? I mean just cause it's dark doesn't make it innately evil does it? Think about it, just because I utilize the powers of darkness, focusing it's power through my very being and channeling it into the essence of my soul, doesn't mean I'm out to make people unhappy. I mean sure, I might be a little bit a prick since I've got unlimited power and most other people don't but that doesn't make me an evil person. Why if I had to choose between the powers of light and the powers of darkness it really wouldn't matter which one you chose in the end because the power you use doesn't affect who you are. It's so damn stereotypical of people to just assume that since I use the powers of darkness I must be evil.
You know what else bothers me, Pikachu. Pikachu himself doesn't bother me but what they made of him does. He's an electric rat for goodness sake! How special is that? I wouldn't be happy if I had one, I'd be worried he'd bite me like a real rat and then use his power to shock me, stop my heart, and kill me. And I never understood why they made it out like he was special in the series, think about it! He could easily have gotten taken out by a ground type and then what? He's no better than any other pokemon, so why does he get travel out side of a poke ball huh? Oh I see Ash, showing favoritism eh? No wonder Charizard doesn't listen to you! He feels neglected, not to mention he probably feels cramped in side that tiny little ball, and I don't care what excuses you use to try and explain that one. I'm sorry but gigantic monsters do not fit in a ball smaller than my hand that can even get smaller than that when I really need it to.
Another that's got me a little miffed is coming back to the Starwars thing. The new ones have some opened up some major plot holes. First plot hole, Qui-gon Jin or however you spell that dude's name. In the movie "Starwars" Obi-wan tells Luke that his master was Yoda, but in Phantom Menus this is untrue for his master is this Qui-gon Jin dude. So what happened to poor ol' Qui-gon? I mean I know he dies in the end of the movie but oughten Obi-Wan to have remembered him and mentioned him? After all in Phantom Menus Obi-Wan is really great friends with him, doesn't it seem a little odd he'd just forget about him completely later on?
Second thing that's been bugging me, the introduction of "mediclorions." Essentially these little bastards are what give everything life and they are in essense the force, by saying that your power in the force is determined by the "mediclorion" count of your body then really you're telling me that every Jedi's power is pre determined and that you can't really learn to be a Jedi unless you're really luck and have a mediclorion count high enough to do stuff. And because of that, it makes the mystical and all powerful force nothing more than the ability to mess with the mediclorions in things.
Third thing that drives me to the edge of insanity and then pulls me back by my hair is the fact that, if you've got the ability to manipulate the force, and we've seen that it can make a Jedi jump really high, or run really fast... so why don't they use it all the time? I mean I wouldn't hold back, when ever I fought an enemy I'd either have a shield of force around me or every move I made would be force enhanced thus making it greatly more effective than it could ever hope to be on it's one. And I wouldn't use the force to push my enemy away, what good does that do? They just get up again and go on as if it hadn't really happened. No, I'd pull the towards me! And then as they zoomed by at rapid speed I'd either cut them in half or spear them through with my almighty light saber.
Fourth thing that's got my mind in great agony with senseless illogical nonsense is this whole Padme dying in child birth. This creates another wonderful plot hole of doom. In the Return of the Jedi Luke asks Leia if she remembers her real mother and she says yes but that she died when Leia was young. Ok... how is this possible if Padme died at child birth!?
Now while I was ranting about the force a few minutes ago it made me remember another thing that strains my brain meat and causes me to go into blind rages on innocent bystanders. The Matrix. Now I'm not talking about the first one, that one was good and wonderful and all things that are blessed and seen as pure in the eyes of God. No I'm talking about the other two abominations that were inspired and obviously written by the devil, by Satan himself. movies that weren't as good... or anywhere near it in fact. Lets think about this, Neo is the one. Now before we go further let us elaborate on what that means, Being the "One" means that you able to re-write the Matrix (in other words change it's rules and very structure) to however you see fit. Now Neo is the One... and what did he do with god like powers? Move a little faster and fly every now and then. And he could still be hurt too. If I were the One, I'd fix this problem. "Whoops! looks like I just re-wrote the Matrix so I can't be hurt by anything, oh and I seem to have done this for everyone on my side. Oh dear and look at that, I've re-written the Matrix so you're all unable to move! Imagine that! What's that you say? This isn't fair? Well duh! I'm the fucking One! I'm a god while in the matrix! Do you expect me to play like you sad little sacks of wasted programming? Oh no we have to obey the rules because we suck. Like hell pal, I can re-write it so that anything I want is just how I want it. So let's say I want to be on the other side of the world guess what, I'm there! I've given myself the ability to teleport! Forget that flying nonsense, that's just a waste of valuable power and time." That's how I would be if I were the one, I'd use the power all the time! Hell if I just wanted to have fun I'd re-write so that no matter where I went there was always a pack of deadly ninja's hiding in the shadows around me so the moment I was threatened by anything they would strike it down, even if I can't be hurt it would still be fun. Actually it'd probably be even more fun since I'd know that if on the off chance that my deadly ninja assassins were bypassed then I'd still be quite safe.
And you know what else makes me wish I could drive a car over random people with a jet powered tank? People who like to go around and complain about all the things that bother them a lot... oh... wait a sec... crap.
Well I'm sure that this has been one enlightening post filled with things you must just have been so eager to read and know about. Well... ok so that's not likely but I don't care and neither should you!
THIS POST CONTAINS MATERIAL NOT SUITABLE TO SCHOOL, WORK,
OR ANYWHERE ELSE WHERE YOU CAN GET INTO TROULBE.
I don't know if that will prove to be true actually but who knows what I may say, I sure as hell don't. You know what's always bothered me about Starwars? Why does the "Dark Side" have to be evil? I mean just cause it's dark doesn't make it innately evil does it? Think about it, just because I utilize the powers of darkness, focusing it's power through my very being and channeling it into the essence of my soul, doesn't mean I'm out to make people unhappy. I mean sure, I might be a little bit a prick since I've got unlimited power and most other people don't but that doesn't make me an evil person. Why if I had to choose between the powers of light and the powers of darkness it really wouldn't matter which one you chose in the end because the power you use doesn't affect who you are. It's so damn stereotypical of people to just assume that since I use the powers of darkness I must be evil.
You know what else bothers me, Pikachu. Pikachu himself doesn't bother me but what they made of him does. He's an electric rat for goodness sake! How special is that? I wouldn't be happy if I had one, I'd be worried he'd bite me like a real rat and then use his power to shock me, stop my heart, and kill me. And I never understood why they made it out like he was special in the series, think about it! He could easily have gotten taken out by a ground type and then what? He's no better than any other pokemon, so why does he get travel out side of a poke ball huh? Oh I see Ash, showing favoritism eh? No wonder Charizard doesn't listen to you! He feels neglected, not to mention he probably feels cramped in side that tiny little ball, and I don't care what excuses you use to try and explain that one. I'm sorry but gigantic monsters do not fit in a ball smaller than my hand that can even get smaller than that when I really need it to.
Another that's got me a little miffed is coming back to the Starwars thing. The new ones have some opened up some major plot holes. First plot hole, Qui-gon Jin or however you spell that dude's name. In the movie "Starwars" Obi-wan tells Luke that his master was Yoda, but in Phantom Menus this is untrue for his master is this Qui-gon Jin dude. So what happened to poor ol' Qui-gon? I mean I know he dies in the end of the movie but oughten Obi-Wan to have remembered him and mentioned him? After all in Phantom Menus Obi-Wan is really great friends with him, doesn't it seem a little odd he'd just forget about him completely later on?
Second thing that's been bugging me, the introduction of "mediclorions." Essentially these little bastards are what give everything life and they are in essense the force, by saying that your power in the force is determined by the "mediclorion" count of your body then really you're telling me that every Jedi's power is pre determined and that you can't really learn to be a Jedi unless you're really luck and have a mediclorion count high enough to do stuff. And because of that, it makes the mystical and all powerful force nothing more than the ability to mess with the mediclorions in things.
Third thing that drives me to the edge of insanity and then pulls me back by my hair is the fact that, if you've got the ability to manipulate the force, and we've seen that it can make a Jedi jump really high, or run really fast... so why don't they use it all the time? I mean I wouldn't hold back, when ever I fought an enemy I'd either have a shield of force around me or every move I made would be force enhanced thus making it greatly more effective than it could ever hope to be on it's one. And I wouldn't use the force to push my enemy away, what good does that do? They just get up again and go on as if it hadn't really happened. No, I'd pull the towards me! And then as they zoomed by at rapid speed I'd either cut them in half or spear them through with my almighty light saber.
Fourth thing that's got my mind in great agony with senseless illogical nonsense is this whole Padme dying in child birth. This creates another wonderful plot hole of doom. In the Return of the Jedi Luke asks Leia if she remembers her real mother and she says yes but that she died when Leia was young. Ok... how is this possible if Padme died at child birth!?
Now while I was ranting about the force a few minutes ago it made me remember another thing that strains my brain meat and causes me to go into blind rages on innocent bystanders. The Matrix. Now I'm not talking about the first one, that one was good and wonderful and all things that are blessed and seen as pure in the eyes of God. No I'm talking about the other two abominations that were inspired and obviously written by the devil, by Satan himself. movies that weren't as good... or anywhere near it in fact. Lets think about this, Neo is the one. Now before we go further let us elaborate on what that means, Being the "One" means that you able to re-write the Matrix (in other words change it's rules and very structure) to however you see fit. Now Neo is the One... and what did he do with god like powers? Move a little faster and fly every now and then. And he could still be hurt too. If I were the One, I'd fix this problem. "Whoops! looks like I just re-wrote the Matrix so I can't be hurt by anything, oh and I seem to have done this for everyone on my side. Oh dear and look at that, I've re-written the Matrix so you're all unable to move! Imagine that! What's that you say? This isn't fair? Well duh! I'm the fucking One! I'm a god while in the matrix! Do you expect me to play like you sad little sacks of wasted programming? Oh no we have to obey the rules because we suck. Like hell pal, I can re-write it so that anything I want is just how I want it. So let's say I want to be on the other side of the world guess what, I'm there! I've given myself the ability to teleport! Forget that flying nonsense, that's just a waste of valuable power and time." That's how I would be if I were the one, I'd use the power all the time! Hell if I just wanted to have fun I'd re-write so that no matter where I went there was always a pack of deadly ninja's hiding in the shadows around me so the moment I was threatened by anything they would strike it down, even if I can't be hurt it would still be fun. Actually it'd probably be even more fun since I'd know that if on the off chance that my deadly ninja assassins were bypassed then I'd still be quite safe.
And you know what else makes me wish I could drive a car over random people with a jet powered tank? People who like to go around and complain about all the things that bother them a lot... oh... wait a sec... crap.
Well I'm sure that this has been one enlightening post filled with things you must just have been so eager to read and know about. Well... ok so that's not likely but I don't care and neither should you!