Jul 18, 2005 08:11
There's this espresso commercial right now where everyone is cheering HANK and this guy (most likely Hank) has a mascot of himself following him.
Man, how cool would that shit be? Your own mascot? We all should have our own mascot. I could do without the constant cheering of my name since I get that enough from Samaire, but a mascot? I would pay some of Shane's money to get one of those. Granted, he'd probably sit on the couch all day or else find corners of the street to sit in for hours at a time to ask strangers for money, but it doesn't make it any less exciting. I could send him to the set and have him take my place when I want to sleep. My head is really big anyway, no one would notice the difference. I do talk a bunch though so the sudden silence may throw the director off, so maybe that wouldn't work.