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[aaron__paul]

Samaire called my new girlfriend ugly. I'd be offended but I think she's my fake girlfriend since her name slips my mind for the moment. But I do remember that girlfriend has a breadmaker in her house and actually takes time out to make bread. Sure, it's hard and not edible but she does it naked, so who cares. Breadmaking is now a plus on my list

Comments

[claireforlani]

I've never had to use OnStar. My sense of direction is just that good....not really, but sometimes getting lost is a bit of an adventure.

What drive-thru?
Who is this fake girlfriend? I'll take her down by the seesaws

FriskyForlani is the screen name.

[aaron__paul]

I don't know my fake girlfriend's name she tells me sometimes but it slips my mind when I'm banging random girl in black skirt who walked by me earlier in the bathroom ten minutes later. I don't know how that happens

[claireforlani]

You've clearly lost all self control.

[willa_ford]

I was going to ignore the rest of this entry just to comment with my AIM, but I don't even sign on. I guess I'll just continue to ignore the rest of this entry.

[aaron__paul]

This is why I update every five weeks, you break my heart

ignores the rest

[armstrong]

you are never online when i am

Re: please lady

[aaron__paul]

Gosh, I wonder why that could be? Possibly because you only sign on for ten minutes tops between the hours of 5-6 in the evening when I'm desperately trying to take my daily 6:42 o'clock nap? You harden my life

[shanew]

You already know mine asshole. Haha, only you could keep an arguement going with people at OnStar. I'm sort of glad you didn't die, who else would come around every week and steal my own shit?

[aaron__paul]

I'd come around more if you did. OnStar is trying to sue me, I think they're still a little angry