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My ex-girlfriend says cheating on me was the best thing she's ever done and almost all of her keywords are from songs from the Lion King soundtrack. There's something wrong with that but I'm too stoned to figure it out.
Saturday Night Live is rarely funny anymore. I want to be a cast member and switch things up, I know I could nail that shit. I need a job so I can stop spending my days in Willa and Shane's backyard swinging punches at trees and bushes, and pretending like I'm on The Contender.
I was on an episode of Joan of Arcadia recently I think. I did another episode of Point Pleasant that should air this week. I kept hoping the latter show would pick me up as a regular castmember, I could do something with Mark if I was just allowed to be given the chance but I don't know.
When does Fat Actress start, I want to pay Kirstie Alley's bills and laugh at her for not being funny.
Saturday Night Live is rarely funny anymore. I want to be a cast member and switch things up, I know I could nail that shit. I need a job so I can stop spending my days in Willa and Shane's backyard swinging punches at trees and bushes, and pretending like I'm on The Contender.
I was on an episode of Joan of Arcadia recently I think. I did another episode of Point Pleasant that should air this week. I kept hoping the latter show would pick me up as a regular castmember, I could do something with Mark if I was just allowed to be given the chance but I don't know.
When does Fat Actress start, I want to pay Kirstie Alley's bills and laugh at her for not being funny.