Now they're just messing with us...
I read fanfic, I know where this ends up:
"Best night ever" clearly means "best sex ever", amirite or amiRITE?
THEY HAVE DATES AND TYSON IS NICK'S MAIN SQUEEZE AND EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS. (Even if Nick hasn't clocked Tyson's "rebirth" on Twitter, aka his new twitter name. Honestly, I suspect that only the creepy (er, me) have clocked that. ¬_¬ And if you got the guy's phone number, why would you give a tinker's cuss what his twitter name is?)
Now, excuse me, I have to polish my tinhat.