life
so what have i been up to?
i spent a week and a half with georgie, which i shall cometo later, and we both visited alice for a few days which was great fun. today i bought a dress. i went shopping in watford yesterday and bought one badge (it's ok, i'm with the band).. tomorrow i'm shopppin with natacia. in a year and twelve days i can legally move out. yay? i think not.
at alice's we went swimming, then we went rowing. we then all roleld about on the grass acting all drunk, until we befriended a young man named matthew. soon enough he multiplied into matt and his friends but then we lost them all. then i suddenly decided that british home stores was THE place to be and we arrived there just as matt - friends + new friend emerged. the two of them took us to the bakery and then we went on the spinny roundy ridey thing whilst alice looked on eating her cookie. we then stood and talked rubbish before returning home to play playstation with our eyes closed.
time with georgie... one day stands out. we decided that we would try to get int othe kerrang awards and so that we did. only then we decided not to and stood outside for a bit instead. only upon getting breod and trying ot leave we found ourselves in the car park. car parks have entrances. so we went through the back entrance and found ourselves watching streams of people streaming into the awards. the security guard turned round to ask if we were with the kerrang awards. i think getting in would have been as easy as a simple 'yes.' but we made our excuses and fled. to the park. where we found a woman weeping against a tree. we prised her away and were simultaneously approached by a young boy asking georgie for a kiss.
haha, funny, but no. he left and we carried on with our quest to free the poor tree from the hysterical grasp of our new friend.
until the young boy returned with friends.
a kiss?
no. no haha either. this woman isn't happy, this is serious, please kindly leave us alone.
is she your friend?
yes, she's our friend.
what's wrong with her?
we don't know. that's why we want you to go away.
oh. do you have drugs in that bag?
no. it's my new socks. sorry.
we'll call the police.
no, they're socks, honestly.
we won't call the police if you give us a kiss.
but they're socks. i'm allowed socks. i'm a big girl now. look, socks. and hairspray. but mainly socks. see?
we *will* call the police
good.
the boys vanish and we resume work with our tree liberating verbal crowbar. finally the tree is free and we have a very upset woman on our hands. this we can deal with. until the boys return, plus more friends.
£5. in the bushes, with me, now.
no.
£10.
no.
c'mon, £15.
no no no no no.
woman is slightly calmer and we have by now established that her misery is due to the recent death of her mother. she worries that she's upsetting our friends.
they're not our friends, we don't even know them. we're very sorry about them, they should get boerd soon enough. would you like to go home? where do you live? how do you get there? right. come with us then.
in the bushes, now, we won't call the police if you come.
no, thank you but no. this woman is unhappy. we need to go home. we're fucking serious. this isn't the time. please leave us alone.
one boy sees sense and shoes the others away. the odd one returns and says something but most seem to have left.
we head off and look like we know what we're doing though really we're clueless as to where we are. we come across a map and from it find the rough direction to walk in. finally we come across the horse statue but by now the boys are back and have decided that since words aren't getting the message across they'll have to start touching us wherever. so that they do.
our woman realises that they are perhaps not our friends and tells usto rin and leave her there. as if. the three of us plough on trying as best we can to ignore their advances. this continues for about twenty minutes.
you like that?
no.
oh. we'll call the police, what drugs have you got?
socks
what drugs?
socks.
police! come on. in the bushes, quick, now
no.
eventually, we hear lots of voices and see light. there's some convention going on in a building in the park, to ut a very long story shorter, the people in the convention save us and an hour later we're in pizza hut calmly eating dinner.
we did do other things that week too, but they escape me.
nice :)
i spent a week and a half with georgie, which i shall cometo later, and we both visited alice for a few days which was great fun. today i bought a dress. i went shopping in watford yesterday and bought one badge (it's ok, i'm with the band).. tomorrow i'm shopppin with natacia. in a year and twelve days i can legally move out. yay? i think not.
at alice's we went swimming, then we went rowing. we then all roleld about on the grass acting all drunk, until we befriended a young man named matthew. soon enough he multiplied into matt and his friends but then we lost them all. then i suddenly decided that british home stores was THE place to be and we arrived there just as matt - friends + new friend emerged. the two of them took us to the bakery and then we went on the spinny roundy ridey thing whilst alice looked on eating her cookie. we then stood and talked rubbish before returning home to play playstation with our eyes closed.
time with georgie... one day stands out. we decided that we would try to get int othe kerrang awards and so that we did. only then we decided not to and stood outside for a bit instead. only upon getting breod and trying ot leave we found ourselves in the car park. car parks have entrances. so we went through the back entrance and found ourselves watching streams of people streaming into the awards. the security guard turned round to ask if we were with the kerrang awards. i think getting in would have been as easy as a simple 'yes.' but we made our excuses and fled. to the park. where we found a woman weeping against a tree. we prised her away and were simultaneously approached by a young boy asking georgie for a kiss.
haha, funny, but no. he left and we carried on with our quest to free the poor tree from the hysterical grasp of our new friend.
until the young boy returned with friends.
a kiss?
no. no haha either. this woman isn't happy, this is serious, please kindly leave us alone.
is she your friend?
yes, she's our friend.
what's wrong with her?
we don't know. that's why we want you to go away.
oh. do you have drugs in that bag?
no. it's my new socks. sorry.
we'll call the police.
no, they're socks, honestly.
we won't call the police if you give us a kiss.
but they're socks. i'm allowed socks. i'm a big girl now. look, socks. and hairspray. but mainly socks. see?
we *will* call the police
good.
the boys vanish and we resume work with our tree liberating verbal crowbar. finally the tree is free and we have a very upset woman on our hands. this we can deal with. until the boys return, plus more friends.
£5. in the bushes, with me, now.
no.
£10.
no.
c'mon, £15.
no no no no no.
woman is slightly calmer and we have by now established that her misery is due to the recent death of her mother. she worries that she's upsetting our friends.
they're not our friends, we don't even know them. we're very sorry about them, they should get boerd soon enough. would you like to go home? where do you live? how do you get there? right. come with us then.
in the bushes, now, we won't call the police if you come.
no, thank you but no. this woman is unhappy. we need to go home. we're fucking serious. this isn't the time. please leave us alone.
one boy sees sense and shoes the others away. the odd one returns and says something but most seem to have left.
we head off and look like we know what we're doing though really we're clueless as to where we are. we come across a map and from it find the rough direction to walk in. finally we come across the horse statue but by now the boys are back and have decided that since words aren't getting the message across they'll have to start touching us wherever. so that they do.
our woman realises that they are perhaps not our friends and tells usto rin and leave her there. as if. the three of us plough on trying as best we can to ignore their advances. this continues for about twenty minutes.
you like that?
no.
oh. we'll call the police, what drugs have you got?
socks
what drugs?
socks.
police! come on. in the bushes, quick, now
no.
eventually, we hear lots of voices and see light. there's some convention going on in a building in the park, to ut a very long story shorter, the people in the convention save us and an hour later we're in pizza hut calmly eating dinner.
we did do other things that week too, but they escape me.
nice :)