Convincing the paternals...

Feb 07, 2006 21:43

Trying to get the father to come up for Cats instead of Grad. Thus documents my success:

From: "Randy Moore"
To: "Kim Moore"
Subject: Re: Grad and things.
Date: Tue, 07 Feb 2006 23:22:52

Ooww get that stick outa my ribs. So do you play a cat or a trash can or something? I have no freakin' idea what I'll do but probably the play. Or mountain climbing or a Canadian beer tour.

Jo' DADDY

From: "Kim Moore"
To: "Randy Moore"
Subject: Re: Grad and things.
Date: Tue, 07 Feb 2006 23:41:38

A little poking never hurt anybody. Except those Romanian guys who were, like, impaled. I hear it didn't turn out so swell for them.
As to my role, I'll have you know I'm a principal (insert na nyah nyah nyahs)- my favourite character, actually. I'm going on the assumption that you don't know the jack side of shit when it comes to musicals, but in Cats there's a character called Rum Tum Tugger. He's all dynamic and high energy. In the film version he's basically a cat Stevie Tyler. Anyways, our director has split the role into a male and female part, and I play the female Rum Tum Tigress alongside my male counterpart, Rum Tum Tugger.

And I'll be legal then, so I'll be your host on the Great Canadian Malt Journey. I'll wait until you're pretty far into the tour before I try and shove you down a mountain. Don't say I never done nothin' for ya.

-Daughter the First

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I present to you, my witnesses, these documentations in the hopes that should they later be denied or called to question I have a solid foundation of support on my end.

Huzzah, my people; huzzah.
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